Ash had no clue what was up with his next opponent. The man was tall and muscular. But he dressed like such a dork! He wore Electivire inspired attire, complete with a hat that mimicked Electivire's antenna things.

"What's up?! My name here is MemeMachine, but my real name is Voldon!" The man shouted at Ash.

"Cool! Nice to meet cha! My name here is Ash! It's also my real name..." Ash replied. "I choose you, Gible!"

Voldon sent out his Machoke, and the blattle began. Ash would be disappointed to find out that Voldon didn't have an Electivire. Probably because he had no friends to trade with. So sad.

Anyway, Gible cronched Machoke's hand and he died instantly. Voldon sent out his next Pokémon, which was a Carnivine. It was easily defeated because I want to finish this chapter soon. Voldon's last Pokémon was an adorable Eleckid.

"Go get 'em, lil buddy!" Voldon shouted encouragingly. Ash smiled. This was too pure. Not that it mattered, Ash's Pokémon crushed the lil guy's hopes and dreams. Just pretend I wrote out a nice, detailed battle scene...

"The winner is Ash!" The announcer shouted before coughing up blood. Ash was overjoyed. He truly had a chance to win the whole thing! And it didn't take a great betrayal to accomplish it. Wowza.