so sweet, with a mean streak

nearly brought me to my knees..

haha i like that song

mmmmmshit

so it's been a while since I've posted art huh

welp

skip allll the way to the end cuz imma bout to spew a shit ton of headcannons from various fandoms haha

aka like three

maybe

idk

and in no particular order, here are my various headcannons because i don't know where to put them :)

wof

- icewings wear cloaks/capes because they'd look damn fine in them

- cobra lily is my fave (not a headcannon but yea)

- most dragons have two eyelids, but seawings, hivewings, and silkwings have three. seawings: one is the regular clear eyelid, that all dragons have, right next to the outer eyelid, lithe obvious one, and a middle one is for underwater shit. hivewings and silkwings because they're insects and i have no other ideas

- sandwings also have a third eyelid for all that fuckin sand

- skywings train falcons and the like because hell yea

- willow probably cried upon seeing the rainforest

^yes i have read the 14 book and no this did not happen ;(

- seawings have hella cool tridents

- dark/other markings on sandwings and other tribes other than seawings and skywings are not unusual, just not necessarily that common

- the three princesses were all lesbian

- darkstalker looked more like whiteout, with freaky neck spikes and more icewing qualities, such as cold talons and serrated claws

-  adding onto this, the siblings both had purple blood and neither fire nor ice, as the two powers cancelled each other out

- baby dragonets are sometimes carried in slings or like kittens

- rainwing fangs are similar to snakes, they can fling them out when they spit venom- also folding back into their mouths so it's just "oH SHIT"

- silkwings are more or less made for gliding not really flying

- sandwings and rainwings are extremely flexible

- deathbringer is allergic to furry things (sloths mainly since they're in the rainforest) but it's not that bad he just sneezes a lot and glory thinks it's hilarious

- peril has a blue tongue and fire :)

- tundra (even tho i don't really like her) has a hella cool tooth necklace lmao

- moon is a cat person (dragon)

- stupid au but turtle basically went fuck this and didn't make anemone an animus or reveal himself haha

- tsunami is bi

- glory and jambu harass deathbringer lovingly sometimes

- clay can physically make :I face and does it half the time

- that's basically it lol

- anybody care to add more? :)

pjo/other books

- haven't read the series in a while but uh

- the seven made percy the leader because if anything bad happened they could always blame it on him

^dont worry guys this is legit rr told me

- hazel said fuck once and everyone was like YOOO HAZEL WHAT THE FRICK and then they just.. wait we say that all the time

- frank will sometimes join in on nico scaring the ever living shit out of people by shapeshifting

- piper is also bi

- cabin nine has had multiple attempts at making monster-repelling phones/electronics

- alex has probably pushed magnus off a cliff once

- anybody care to add more? :)

the dragon prince

- claudia and soren are absolute dorks change my mind

- corvus is the group's only braincell

- viren is a bitch

- queen aanya deserves all those love

- not many head cannons since im rewatching it 

- anybody care to add more? :)

endling

- i don't like maxyn he's a lil shit

- khara and byx are gal pals :)

- just a fact: queen pavionne is amazing i love her and want to draw her but uh

uh

what the fuck are natites

like they got tentacles and shit wtf

- gambler is the groups only braincell and he and sabito act as "parents"

- aka trying to get khara and renzo not to stupid shit

- never really works because gambler joins in and sabito is left to cry

- i wanna know more about that freaky forest that eats peoples skeletons but katherine applegate is mean :(

- khara had her period for the first time with everybody (not her actual first one) and everyone else besides the two humans were just ???? is that blood?? 

khara: oh yea kinda hurts it's fine tho  

byx: no?? it's not??

- dog probably licked maxyn who then proceeded to freak out

- "gambler stop trying to eat tobble for the fiFTEEN FUCKING TIME"

- tobble, at some point: isn't it weird that other species live longer than humans?

- gambler: no

- renzo: ok, you shoot at me with that crossbow, and we'll see if this pot lid protects me

- khara, fully intending on shooting renzo: got it

- byx has probably gotten khara to sleep in the darine tree nests once or twice because "it's cold on the ground" and "you don't have fur, it's raining, and gambler won't appreciate you using him as a barrier" and "please khara i promise it's super soft"

- everybody gets confused af at some of the things renzo and khara do like "what are they doing?" "human things"

- anybody care to add more? :)

breath of the wild

- sidon is fucking dork

- riju is a daredevil change my mind

- when urbosa gets pissed the air around her will smell like ozone

- we all know that urbosa is the mom of the group, but adding daruk they're basically parents

- you can not leave the younger champions and zelda unattended

- ever

- revali got drunk one time and started sobbing on the floor

- i wanna write a botw fic but my writing skills fucking suck

- not a headcannon but like.. fuck the gerudo designs. like, heels, metal breast plates,, that canNOT be good for a desert environment at all. also playing botw and looking at the designs.. kinda feels at that the developers were being sexist in my opinion :/

HEY HERES A LINK TO SOMETHING BETTER (than whatever tf i wrote)>

- like no. sandals, sand boots, clothing fit for a fucking desert like please someone hit me up with some better botw gerudo desgins

- mipha,, she is small,, she's in the middle of her growth spurt wait fifteen years and she's 7'2 :)))

- she's eighty-five :))

- link is older than zelda but shorter lol

- revali is the older sibling friend and encourages link on bad ideas

- hey fun fact 

- "dear friend" essentially translates to "lover" in botw :))

- link will eat anything (with or without reason)

- "anything is edible if you try hard enough! :D"

- "stOP EATING THE FUCKIN SAND"

- name another cishet character besides king rhoam i fuckin dare you

- the yiga clan are absolutely ridiculous like im sorry you managed to kill your outcasts wife?? how?? like im sorry but i can't be the only one who h̶u̶n̶t̶s̶ tracks down the assassins disguised as travelers right

- kinda wish aoc was set in the 10,000 years before.. like.. technology.. much.. brainrot..

- "all of you kids are valid"

- "fuck you"

- revali and urbosa, probably

- i want a sand seal.. like.. i love my horse but.. seals!!!

- the dragons are goats

- there are more rito than just the ones in the tabantha region, but they mainly live along the coast, in faron, akkala, and in the north. tropical, northern, and sea birds :)

- ^adding onto this, northern rito (revali, the ones we see in present day botw) are the most common, next to the tropical rito, such as kass. the tropical rito and coast dwellers were few to none during the hundred years before, and were wiped out entirely by the calamity. except for a small few tropical rito and kass is lonely :(

- akkala rito are basically northern rito but just... live in akkala and fled to tabantha after the calamity

- sidon is a theater kid fight me

- why does he have a whistle anyways wtf is it for like

- urbosa will sometimes just,, steal zelda away. stop being rude rhoam

- none of the chamions(plus zelda) are cishet lol

- neither are the "new champions" :)

- name one i dare u

- patricia is by far the best character in the whole game. look at her. utter beauty.

- i love the lynels and how they scream into the endless void

- like

- *steps on lego*

- *proceeds to roar very loudly*

- love those guys. basically cats but better :)

:)

ART!!

for those of you who read through all that crap, congrats!

you get to look at my art haha

first up

concept for LaurenABlack's wof universe

a couple of totally functional adults haha

totes

thorn

^probably gonna change her design tbh i don't like it much

smug faced little shit

glory

a wip of your fav ex assassin :)

try to go for a bit more of a "realistic" style lol

aaaand a sneak peek at the actual comic aahhahahaha

haha shit it's taking so long i

h

hh

shading is the bane of my existence i told myself "only shading no lighting" and "let's not get into detail" and look where that got me

also i got this game a month ago it's pretty fun

anyone wanna be f r i e n d s 

me and my sibling (who also got it since i was bugging them) going into the golden wasteland for the first time like:

they're nearly as scary (and get my heart rate up stupidly fast) like these guys! :D

*piano music intensifies*

and that's about it lol

also.. i can't be the on,y one who fucking loves the non-canon wof art?? like, dragons-design wise because some of the stuff people come up with is absolutely gorgeous i cant

anyways

yeet

art trade anyone?