my glasses broke so I'm wearing a pair of my old ones and with my current haircut they make me look like an underpaid legal assistant who slept their way through college and is having an affair with their boss only to eventually fall in love with him but he refuses to leave his wife and kids so we break things off and I go work at another firm only to end up becoming an amazing lawyer and surpassing him and his firm so he tries to get back with me, even promising to leave his family but I reject him and dump a glass of white chardonnay on him and expose him