GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

• ITS CANNON THAT ARTEMIS FOWL WRITES ROMANCE NOVELS

• AND ITS CANNON THAT BUTLER LIKES READING THEM

SO

What about, once Artemis publishes a sequel to one of his top romance books, and less than 5 minutes later Butler's like, "Oh my god FINALLY my favourite novel's sequel is released!"

And Artemis slowly turns around to face him.

Yes that's all I came to say. Thanks.
Bye :)