6/13/2021

Help

Anyway hellllooooooo it is fuckin. 5am. Everyone is sleeping except me :)

Unrelated but I feel like every time I finish a oneshot(or like. As I'm working on one) I get another request or two so like??? The queue isn't getting any smaller lmaoooo

Probably gonna close requests until I can catch up bc as much as I love writing I can't write oneshots forever I have like 2 new tb/gb fics I'm having brainrot over

Also yknow I'll hit that 200 limit eventually so :/

Oh yeah oneshot book breached 100 oneshots about a week ago? Only took 4 1/2 years 🎉🎉🎉

Why is it that every time I write a oneshot I either

A) take an introspective deep dive out of literally nowhere

And/or

B) give the main character an existenial crisis or sonething like that

I don't think it's...a problem really??? Introspection is cool and I like writing that kind of thing but I mean I look at other oneshot writers with like 2k-5k words per oneshot with all these elaborate descriptions and like??? How???? Literally sitting here with 500-2k per oneshot wtf how do you go for that long without making it boring

I'm. sure people like how I write(bc why would ppl read it otherwise lmao) but also man do I sometimes wish I could be cooler

Oh well B) no use complaining about it pgdjdhdn

Where was I going with this wtf

Idk I just think my writing style is a bit. Lackluster or something idk. Sttange??? Too direct??

Anyway I bet you're wondering about the title

Years and years ago my mom had this thing called a Wii Fit Board...or Balance Board...I forgot already

BUT!!! Anyway we'd use it for a Wii game called Wii Fit Plus and it was a Wii game to help you get stronger and more balanced and all that :)

And today I wanted to revisit it bc idk guess I was feeling nostalgic I really missed this one aerobics minigame where you hulahoop it was really fun :)

Set up went a little rough bc the board wasn't working and I thought it was broken bc why else would we stop using it

Turns out it just wasn't synced to the Wii we had upstairs(we have two(one we bought second-hand :) )) so easy peasy problem solved :D

It was really nice hearing the Fit Board voice it's really nice and calm and friendly <3

Also it tracks the days you use the game and it recorded like 3093 days since the last use(about 10 years my dad said(more like 8.47 I did the math))

So I did the body test and everything(turns out I kinda suck at centering myself(slight left tilt)) and everything was okay until the BMI section

Warning uh. Weight talk incoming??? I don't have weight issues(and TL;DR it miscalculated my BMI bc of the recorded height) but I just kinda talk about it a bit so if you wanna skip,, you can do that :)

Anyway it takes my BMI and says I'm overweight??? Which is weird bc. Not to be vain but I look,, completely normal. So yeah that was weird. I took a look at the weight it recorded and it was completely fine,, so that hindered my esteem a bit but,,,

Later on I went to the user settings bc I was curious and saw that my recorded height was 3'9"!! I mean obviously the board can't take your height so you gotta input that yourself

So I was "overweight" because it's not normal for a 3'9 person to weigh 100+ pounds(I think) so yeah :) I entered my correct height and got a perfectly average BMI score :)

Alsoooo apparently the last time I did that BMI test I was underweight??? I can't remember why but I mean it happens :/

Aight weight talk is over lads

Anyway so I started doing a bunch of strength exercises and ngl I felt really good doing physical stuff!! It's way too hot where I live so I don't like going out(last two times I did, I got tired within the hour(which probably isn't normal)) so it's essentially workouts without all the hassle of going out!! Which is epic!! :)

Also Wii Fit Trainer is really nice and encouraging and yeah it's a programmed AI but sjshsnsn people who are nice are. nice <3

So uhhh I'm going to. Tryyyyy??? to do some Wii Fit every day bc it makes ne feel good and it's good for my physical health <3

Lmao watch me not do it bc I'm too lazy or whatever </3 every time I say I'll do sonething I never follow through hnnshsj

I was going to say something else but I forgot lol

Oh wait I remember-- after I did the exercises my legs were hurting bc exercise and all that. They don't hurt anymore but I'm kinda expecting to wake up sore :]

Speaking of waking up I need to go to sleep the caffeine from the powder cappuccino I made earlier is wearing off I think

No art today bc I haven't drawn a single object show related thing since TPOT 1 bc D&D brainrot

I have tons of drawings but I can't show them bc no one even knows the characters dhdjsjsndjs

I don't even know how to introduce new characters like wtf do I do I can't just fuckin fact dump that feels awkward hhhhhh

Anyway it's 6am I'm going to sleep lol

The whole Wii Fit thing took a while. Probably a lot longer than it needed to :)

Okay byeeeee love youuuuuuuu stay awesomeeeeeeee <333

(Lmao I conpletely forgot I was gonna talk about this whole thing where I can't seem to write romance good but I'll save it for next chapter <333)