This isn't a joke I'm making a rating this is an important list 

There are actually some crazy stories here so please stick around I spent way too much time on this 

STARTING AT NUMMMMMBER ONE

1) PENNSYLVANIA 

RATING: 15/10 would pee again

PLACE I PEED IN IT: my school went on a field trip to the capital and in the capital building they had honest to god gold toilets 

also if you go to Hershey everything there smells like chocolate, from the streets to the CVS to the toilets. (The street lamps are also shaped like Hershey kisses so that's cool)

2) WASHINGTON, D.C.

RATING: 10/10 would pee again 

PLACE I PEED IN IT: the White House

.....I'm not kidding I peed in the White House. There was a pic of a raccoon in the bathroom I went in so that was cool

3) TEXAS

RATING: 11/10 would pee again 

PLACE I PEED IN IT: home is where the toilet is <333333 also Bucc-ee's bathrooms are legit famous for their cleanliness and ITS TRUE THEYRE SO AWESOME 

4) HAWAII

RATING: 9/10 would pee again 

PLACE I PEED IN IT: the resort bathroom. It was above average in terms of bathroom tier lists, and as soon as you walked out you just about drowned in the ocean so that was tight

5) DELAWARE

RATING: -100000000/10 would NOT pee there again 

PLACE I PEED IN IT: McDonalds and it was the worst fckskcmcking bathroom I've ever been in the toilets were all black???? Like why couldn't you just buy white toilets like normal people

6) MARYLAND

RATING: 6/10, would probably pee there again 

PLACE I PEED IN IT: I peed in IHOP after I had a breakdown about apples. (in my defense this was before I had my meds) Bathroom was nice, and my pancakes were on the table when I came out

7) WYOMING

RATING: aesthetic/10 would pee there again 

PLACE I PEED IN IT: everywhere in this state is so aesthetic???? I peed in a little homey bakery with a line out the door because of how good their cinnamon roles are. The mountains in the distant, rams in the street (I'm not kidding my mom almost hit one lmao) cold air, everyone in sweaters eating cinnamon roles, it felt otherworldly. Had a very aesthetic pee.

8) ARKANSAS

RATING: 2/10 would NOT pee there again

PLACE I PEED IN IT: Crater of Diamonds state park. Bathroom was dusty af, crustier than my elbows. Not as bad as Delaware tho. I hated that park. Sat in dirt for hours and all I uncovered was a cool pebble

9) MICHIGAN

RATING: 5/10 might pee there again 

PLACE I PEED IN IT: Detroit. Do you know how hard it is to find good bathrooms in Detroit? Can't have shit in Detroit. We had a nice Dairy Queen tho so I guess that makes up for it

10) ILLINOIS

RATING: 8/10 would pee there again

PLACE I PEED IN IT: Chicago. I had a hotdog then went to the bathroom. Decent experience, nothing special. Shitty hotdog, tho

11) CALIFORNIA

RATING: 4/10 would NOT pee there again

PLACE I PEED IN IT: the only bathroom I remember here is the one from the airport and there was an old woman vaping in it but other than that it was pretty alright 

12) INDIANA

RATING: 5/10 eh

PLACE I PEED IN IT: peed in a pizza shop, got stuck in the stall for a good ten minutes because some of the waiters came in and stood in front of my stall door and gossiped FOREVER it was low key traumatic 

13) VIRGINIA

RATING: 9/10 would pee there again

PLACE I PEED IN IT: met Obama's daughters in the bathroom of a mall near D.C. IM NOT KIDDING I WAS WASHING MY HANDS AND LOOKED OVER AND WAS LIKE "YO WAIT A MINUTE-"

Then I went to the American Girl Doll store uwuwuwuuwuwuwuwu

......sorry 

14) OHIO

0/10. Its Ohio, what did you expect? An actual rating? 

15) NEW YORK

RATING: -10/10

PLACE I PEED IN IT: I peed in the metro station before I got fucjdkgking hit by a car beep beep motherfucker that's why it's a negative 10

....also the bathroom was gross noooo ma'am not going back in there