reasons I would be a good president 

- I'm not a racist sexist homophobic xenophobic boomer 

- the boomers are making us look bad but quack makes us look spicy 

- I luv u America and you deserve better 

- texas 

- duck

- I am only 2 inches shorter than the tallest president ever which was lincoln so that's cool

- everyone gets free uhhh free idk free cowboy hats 

-and free college 

- I will get rid of ohio once and for all

- not to brag but I have a legal state of michigan certificate of live birth so I'm pretty much overqualified 

#quack2024