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Foux turns into a literal cake

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Sweet Cake:...Ok. First question:Can I eat you?

Foux:No, Sweetie!  You can't eat me!

Sweet Cake:What if I give you a hat?
Foux:If you eat me, I will die!
Sweet Cake:...Second question:Why are you a cake?!

Foux:I...insulted a wizard.
Sweet Cake:They do have funny hats.
Foux:That's what I said!  ...Sooooo you gonna help me?

Sweet Cake:*Causally takes a piece of him is about to eat it*Yeah...now how do I-

Foux:PUT ME DOWN!
Sweet Cake:*puts back the piece*Sorry! Sorry- accident.  I didn't...you look really good- Wait!  Maybe science has the answer!?

Sweet Cake:*Does science*If my calculations are correct, the only thing that can reverse wizard magic is a high dosage of potassium and sodium chloride, commonly found in...stomach acids.  Oh my goodness, Foux...GET IN MY MOUTH-

Foux:Stop trying to eat me!
Sweet Cake:*Knocks over his white board*

Plux:*comes out of nowhere*Hey.  That's a cake.  Can I have a slice?
Sweet Cake:Fine...

Foux:PLUX, DON'T!  IT'S ME!
Plux:Oh...Foux's a cake...
Sweet Cake:Yep.
Plux:Did you insult a wizard again?

Foux:Ye-e-esssssss...
Sweet Cake:And he won't let me eat him!
Plux:What?!  Did you offer him a hat?
Sweet Cake:Yes!
Plux:Werid...
Foux:Guys!  I really want to stop being a cake!

Plux:Hey.  What if the wizard sent you on a spirit quest?
Sweet Cake:Mmm!  Maybe you need to learn a life lesson?
Foux:Okay, like what?
Plux:Well, you're not very generous.
Sweet Cake:Yeah!  You know a generous friend would let me HAVE SOME CAKE.
Foux:The cake IS your friend
Sweet Cake:You're a liar-
Plux:Hold on!  I've got it!

Foux:Yeah, you just put googly eyes on me.
Plux:Well you look more like you used to.
Sweet Cake:Oh, Foux!  You're back!
Foux:No!  Still a cake!  Anymore bright ideas?

Now I'm on fire!  Anddd still a cake!
Plux:Okay, okay, okay.  I've got this.

Foux:Now I just have a hat on!
Sweet Cake:You look good though!
Foux:I feel good!
Sweet Cake:Good enough to eat!

Foux:NO!!!
Sweet Cake:*Knocks over his white board again*
Foux:Look, do you guys actually know how to turn me back into a human?!
Sweet Cake and Plux:No...
Sweet Cake:Is that what we were doing?
Foux:...Great...I'll just keep on being a cake
Random wizard object:*Poofs out of nowhere the wrong direction*Yes!  It is me!*cough*damn it...*turns to the right direction*Yes!  It is me!  The wizard who turned your friend into a cake!  And if you EVER want to see him again...  You must answer me these riddles three!  Number on-*Plux punches him and he poofs away*
Foux:*turns back to normal*I'm back!
Plux:Oh, hey Foux!
Sweet Cake:Hey, man!  ...where did the cake go...
Foux:How did you know that punching the wizard would bring me back?!
Sweet Cake:What?!  No!  I just really hate wizards!
Plux:He did have a funny hat...
Foux:Yeah, that's what I said!
Sweet Cake:Ha!  High five!
Foux:*looks at his missing arm*WHERE'S MY ARM!?
Sweet Cake:I had, like, one slice!
Foux:*Screehing*

And that's it.
Yayyyyyyy-

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