"Misses Bailey you don't know me but my name is Tiffany Rey and um...a few years ago I killed your husband- and a I am so very v e r y sorry"

Widowed woman: " what is this? Some kind of sick joke?"

"Oh No! I'm completely serious! But I just want to call you to know that I'm in recovery now! and I've  put all of that behind me"

Widowed woman: *sobbing noises* "I- I don't know who you are!! But don't apologize because now I have nobod-!!!"

"Thank you misses Bailey. Have a nice day"

Widowed woman: *more sobbing* "NO!! NO!! GOD DO-"

*hangs up* "sighs* "I feel better already!"