Why can't we go back to the good old Days?
Back when being friends was easy as pie
The texts, the meetups! My mind is ablaze
Every night I get the same text, "Gn, Love you♡♡♡" Why!

You say you love me, you dont know what that is!
Our friendship was fun and simple, now I cry
The emotional pain is like being hit with a thousand chandeliers
Now when you text, all I wanna do is hide

Could we go back a year? Back to friendship?
Back to when talking to you was my esacpe
Now all I want is to unfriendship
But I cant tell you this, so goodbye, I give up

Everyday is a constant stream of texts
I just wish I could have peace!
I always enjoyed my nights, now I wonder "What's next"?
Now the best part of my day is at work covered in flour and grease
Because my manger is the "No Phones Police"

Stop saying "I love you!" because I don't want you
I don't know how to tell you because I feel bad
All my friends say block you, but I have no clue how to
I know I need to but, I can't handle someone else being mad

My life was planned to the dot, and now I can't find point A on the map
Now to think I have to lie in the snow, in the cold, alone
I'm so emotionally drained my life is a series of catnaps
Sticks and Stones and Words, I know you know the phrase, but answer me this. What if the words hold the weight of a stone?

All this made me realize, I'm gay! Kidding, with life, I'm done, goodbye