Here's a wip but oh MY G O D

Okay so, my old elementary school had this fundraiser and I went with a few of my friends and,,,, I saw TWO things.

The first this I noticed was this booth. Now it caught my eye because it was selling essential oils. And I thought, 'No, it can't be.' So I walked past it and met with Cali. Then we walked pasted it again and I just had to be sure I went up to the booth and grabbed a pamphlet. The lady tried to get me to buy something but I just walked away. So I was reading the pamphlet and holy shit,,
THERE WAS A MLM/ PYRAMID SCHEME AT THE SCHOOL FUNDRAISER,, I WAS CACKLING.

And the second thing happened like seconds after I read the pamphlet,,,, because right next that booth was an orthodontist booth that was "dying hair" (just spraying something into kids hair). I thought nothing of it, until Cali stopped me. On the side of the table was sign that read

CALI WAS FUCKING LIVID BUT I KNOW ONE PERSON WOULD GO OFF EVEN MORE AKA eddiepng
LIKE WHAT CRACK HEAD SHIT IS THIS

OH AND HERE ARE PICTURES OF THE PAMPHLET

OOOO IM FUCKING AH