Y'all,,,,, I have come across the most atrocious thing on the internet in the form of writing. It was brought to my attention by biribirimon ,,,,, she said it was bad,,,,,,,, she said I'd regret it,,,,,,,, is she right?,,,,,,,,  kinda. This thing is a fan-fiction called My Immortal,,,,,,, and holy fuck it is absolutely terrible.
Someone reposted it onto Wattpad, and I got the terrible honor of reading it. I was on the verge of tears while reading every sentence. But it gave me an idea. I'm going to read this grotesque shit aloud on YouTube. It is, my mission. I will not survive this, for my sanity will be in shambles, but goddamn it if I don't say the cursed words of Snip, Darko, and Satan, then what is the point.

Oh uh I also found my wallet after six days. It was in my bookshelf, sitting on top of a pile of books,,,, mama raised a damn fool.