Alright let's establish something, I'm a girl who likes girls, a lesbian if you will. And I've heard all the lesbian stereotypes,,, and lemme tell you,,,,,

Some of them are acTUALLY TRUE
BECAUSE I RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT A LOT OF MY FEMALE FRIENDS HAD A CRUSH ON ME AT SOME POINT IN TIME AND GUESS WHO DIDNT FUCKING NOTICE AT ALL,,,,
THATS RIGHT ME MOTHER FUCKERS,,, I EVEN HAD A CRUSH ON ONE OF THE GIRLS AT THE SAME TIME OF HER LIKING ME AND WE BOTH THOUGHT THAT THE OTHER DIDNT LIKE US SO WE MOVED ON,,, IM SO FUCKING MAD,,, IVE COULDVE HAD A GIRLFRIEND SOONER BUT NOOO MY DUMBASS HAS TO THINK THAT EVERYONE IS JUST REALLY NICE ANS ARE REALLY GREAT FRIENDS I AM FUCKING LIVID WITH MY SELF,, I GUESS I KNOW THE REASON WHY I CANT GET A GIRLFRIEND,,, ITS BECAUSE I BEFRIENDED ALL THE GIRLS WHO FUCKIN LIKED ME GOD D A M N I T

OH AND IN SPANISH CLASS, THATS RIGHT FUCKING SPANISH CLASS SOME HALFWITTED PIECE OF SHIT DECIDED TO START MAKING JOKES ABOUT PRIDE AND SAYING SHIT LIKE WHY ISNT THERE A STRAIGHT PRIDE MONTH OR AMERICAN PRIDE MONTH,, ALL WHILE HE WAS ON A COMPUTER,,, AND GUESS THE FUCK WHAT,, THE FIRST COMPUTER WAS INVENTED BY A GAY MAN WHO SOLVED THE INIGMA MACHINE AND SHORTEN WORLD WAR TWO BY TWO YEARS, BUT MOST PEOPLE FUCKING KNOW ALAN TURING'S NAME BECAUSE HE WAS A GAY MAN IN THE 40'S WHICH MAKES BEING GAY A GROSS INDECENCY AND GIVES YOU UP TO A YEAR PRISON OR HORMONE THERAPY WITH ESTROGEN,,, SO IF THAT FUCK AND ALL THE ASSHOLES WHO WERE MAKING PRIDE JOKES COULD JUST BE FUCKING QUIET THEN I WOULD BE SO FUCKING HAPPY HOLY F U C K

I apologize for the rant, I just have a lot of feeling about pride.

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Take this song about kissing girls as payment