Brother v. Brother...?
Brokensong and Badgerclaw by MythicalIllusion
And Shadefox pops up which is by yummyKitCat1234
I don't know why, but I just randomly thought a warriors rap battle scene would be the best.
Badgerclaw
What do we have here,
A second version of me?
Brokensong
Of course, don't you know?
There's always a rough copy.
Badgerclaw
I'm the claw of mighty badgers,
And you're what, a crippled song?
I've got this battle wrapped up,
Why don't you just play along?
Brokensong
You're dimwitted and heavy
Traded a brain for claws.
While I'm silent and stealthy,
No prey escapes my jaws!
Badgerclaw
At least I'm not weak and useless,
It's me who you rely on!
You need me to survive
So you can reach your only ambition.
Your dream never came true
And don't expect me to weep on its grave.
I'm clearly the better sibling
So crawl back into your cave.
Brokensong
You took Shadefox as a mate
But then you attack the leader of BrambleClan?
You never got to meet your kits,
Say hello to what disasters you began.
You act so humble and innocent
But hate StarClan for being them?
So loud, noisy and dumb
You're the reincarnation of mayhem.
Shadefox
Alright, alright, I don't mean to interrupt.
But I'm clearly the winner, so keep your traps shut.
I hope your idiocy doesn't rub on my kits,
Every single wrong thing, you have hissy fits.
Brokensong, at least your brother was legally loved.
The only thing at your paws is your leader's blood.
Your mate is so obscure, I have to admit.
You were given the prophecy yet done nothing about it.
Badgerclaw, even Brightwing thinks you should have been Badgerbrain.
You called her a fox-heart with a head the size of a grain.
You think so highly of yourself, so show some modesty!
Though the thing you lack the most, it's your loyalty.
I survived a hawk attack yet Broken fell down a rabbit hole,
And Badger was beat by a half-rogue with a withering mole.
You two didn't even give Brightwing your adieu's
When your leader's orders were made and you refused.
I can't believe someone actually created you mouse-brained B-names,
StarClan wrote your destinies like it was just fun and games.
WHO WON??!?!?!??!
idk
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