I'm bored so heres a one-shot
"What do you want?"
I growl at the pathetic version of me.
"MacNcheese."
She responds.
I groan and glared at the teenage version of me.
"What do you want?"
I repeated my question.
"Food."
He responds.
I sigh heavily and I start making my way to the kitchen.
"Alright anybody else hungry?"
I asked looking at the other versions of myself.
"I am quite fine thank you."
The smart version of me responds quickly.
"Catnip."
The cat version of me meowed.
"Cow."
The full dragon version of me growled.
"MEAT!"
The full raptor version of me hissed.
"I don't have time to eat, I'm busy."
The original version of me muttered.
The creepy version of my simply made a star angle shrilling noise.
"Oookay..."
I start to server everyone's lunch. I fixed my coat and hat and looked around for my sword.
"Anyone seen my sword?"
I asked everyone.
Everyone pointed at the teenage version of me.
"GRAF!"
I hissed as Graf starts to bolt away from me with my sword, which is totally not safe.
"EHHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
he giggled like a pathetic being.
I bolted right after him, catching him very quickly.
"Running away with my sword is dangerous! You are not worthy to wield such thing."
I scolded him.
"Aw Comn! I always have robots and weird tech sh-"
I whacked Graf before he could fully finish that sentence.
"Watch your mouth Graf."
I huffed and I held the sword close to his neck.
"You sure you can wield JadeWing?"
I narrowed my eyes at him, I like to name my sword, especially this one. JadeWing was the previous captain of my ship back in my universe.
"Hey future me you okay?"
The younger version of me trots over to me with worry.
"Yes I'm fine-"
"DONUTS!"
Graf jumps on to my head and leaps away, covering my face with my large hat. I scowled at him with a glare before Derp copies him. I can't blame Derp she's just pathetic which I pity. I sigh and heads over to the commotion, the og Greenie was being swarmed.
"MINE!"
"I CALLED DIBS!"
"DONUTS!"
"LOOK AT THE SPRINKLES!"
All the versions of me were shouting at the Og. I cleared my throat.
"ENOUGH!"
I yelled as a huge plume of fire came out of my mouth, allowing everyone to stop. I grab the donut box as I walked over to the kitchen.
"Everyone sit down. And tell me what you want."
I huffed tiredly.
"Thanks.."
The og Greenie croaked tiredly.
"Of course,"
I nodded to her with an reassuring smile.
"Tuna."
The cat version of me licked her lips.
"Meat!"
The full raptor and dragon version of me yelped in unison.
"Sprinkles!"
Derp Greenie jumped up in the air.
"Hmm, I would like one with sprinkles and cream inside,"
Smart me answered.
"Sprinkles here as well!"
Graf grinned. I glared at him thinking about any possible way to make him feel sadness.
"Oreo..."
og of me responded before passing out.
I handed everyone their donuts before picking my own with Jam filling, I walked over to Og and covered a soft blanket over her, I huffed.
"Poor Greenie, has to manage everyone here."
I thought with worry.
I watched as everyone ate their donuts happily, aside from the one that keeps starting at us.
But in the end we were technically all the same person.
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