OKOK

Weird experiences with 2 (cute) bois

Aa why

It's not even the fact that my brain is probably overlooking the situation and seeing it as flirting

It's because I interacted with strangers

BADLY

FirST dude

OK this was on my holiday in Spain but they were on holiday too so it was sfvzg

And me and my sister were chilling in a lazy river at a waterpark

And these lads were floating behind us chatting about whatever

ThEN THIS DuDe just floats up nEXT TO mE

AND SAYS 'HI'

LIKE HOW DO I RESPOND TO THaT???

So I stuttered a quiet hello

RhEN HE CONTINUES THE CONVERSATION WITH A 'HOW ARE yOU?'

and being me

I
PUT
MY
THUMBS
UP

then I blink a couple times and then 'I-I mean gOOD!'

feking idiot myself

Then he laughed and floated away back to his lads

Then I was so very confused

AND WHEN I WAS BACK IN ENGLAND (I'm not done—)

I was holding my adorable dog as I waited for my mum and sister to get out of the shop because he wasn't allowed in

So I was standing with my dog

TheN

THIS DUDE

JUST

WALKS PAST ME

I AWKWARDLY GLANCE UP AT HIM

HE STOPS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

AND I WAS LIKE PRESSING MYSELF AGAINST THE WALL HE WAS SO CLOSE

I WAS DYING

THEN HE SAYS

'C U T E  D O G'

W H O
D O E S
T H A T

DON'T APPROACH ME AT ALL

PLeaSE

LIKE
JUST NO

everything is dark and there is no light in this world because it keeps being stolen by all the extroverts