...

I did this is sudden realization I hasn't drawn anything

Well I did they were redraws tho and nO ONE WANTS TO SEE THE REDRAWS HEHEHE

I'm being serious

Also my bed has sleep puns on it

ReCENtly tho the weather has been nice so it's like

'Uh... Mum what is that big ball of flames in the sky?'

'That's the sun dear.'

'WHAT THE FU—'

—

'Mum I'm burning I think I'm dying'

'It's the sun, pyt sun screen on'

'I don't like medicine, I'll be dying alone. CaREFUL IT MIGHT BE CONTAGIOUS.'

—

'I've got the plague.'

'You're sweating.'

'It hurts to live.'

—

'I need water.'

'I have some coke—'

'IcE CUBES'

—

'We can eat ice cream because it's the appropriate temperature!'

*randomly starts raining*

'Not to fear! I come prepared.'

*pulls out an umbrella*

—

*drops everything*

'IT'S RAINING'

'....it's raining...'

'Oh.'

—

That's basically what England is like

Oh and also a comparison of the countryside and city in England

Countryside:
'Someone fell down the tracks! I hope they're okay!'

City:

'GREAT NOW I'M LATE'
'stupid people dying'

Yes that is basically my life

Tip for if you want to kill someone in England

Use a bridge
Not the train tracks
Or everyone will be annoyed

And don't underestimate the power of tea

That is my life