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PoppingFanCookieALT I'm sorry-

Cigbu: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, DEX  IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE STOLE MY FUCKING CHILD. THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS PHONE OUT AND CALLED THE COPS ON ME, AND TOOK CUSTODY OF MY CHILD AND HE SAID HE FULLY ADOPTED HIM AND I SAID I FOUND HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER .COM. DEX, HE IS MY CHILD YOU HAVE NO PROOF AND I MEAN NO PROOF AT ALL. AND HERE'S WHAT THE ORIGINAL ADOPTION PAPERS LOOK LIKE. (INSERT ADOPTION PAPERS ) THATS RIGHT BABY. NO FAKE, NO OUT OF DATE. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE PROOF HE DOESN'T HAVE. HE TOOK MY CHILD, SO GUESS WHAT? IM GONNA TAKE HIM BACK, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! HES MINE! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA JUST DO THAT. IM GONNA GO HIGHER. IM GETTING YOU ARRESTED TOO! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DEX? I GOT YOUR ASS ARRESTED. YOU HAVE 23 HOURS TILL I TAKE HIM BACK AND ARREST YOU. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I ARREST YOU TOO!!!

I'm very sorry-