
WTF?! A New Sonic Boom Game?!
SG: I need to choose my words carefully here *facepalm*
PlusleMania: all I can say for the both of us is that we don't want to diss the game out before we even play it but-
SG: SERIOUSLY ANOTHER MOTHER F***ING SONIC BOOM GAME?!!!? NOT TO BE BIASED BUT, THE LAST ONE WAS SHIT! AFTER PLAYING THAT I WISHED SEGA WOULD DISOWN ME FOR BEING A SHADOW FANGIRL!! THEN I THREW IT IN THE BLENDER!! I TOLERATED THE LAST ONE BECAUSE SHADOW WAS THERE EVEN THOUGH THE VOICE WAS NOT VERY GOOD BUT, AT LEAST HE WAS THERE!! ON TOP OF IT ALL IN THIS NEW GAME WHERE THE FLYING F*** IS SHADOW?!!!!? AT LEAST PUT SOME GAMEPLAY ON HIM SINCE WE HAVE NOT PLAYED WITH SHADOW SINCE SONIC ADVENTURE 2 BATTLE, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, AND SONIC 06!! AND I AM NOT GONNA STOP COMPLAINING UNTIL I SEE SOME IMPROVEMENT!!!! *huff* *huff* *huff* *huff*
PlusleMania: O.O' ya see everyone, that's why Izzie is the Alpha girl of the nerds at school plus, this is why Dark Pit doesn't make her mad. SHE LITERALLY IS PART WOLF!! She's attacking her pillow for Arceus's sake!
SG: *growling while ripping pillow to shreds*
PlusleMania: *glares at SG* to this day forward you're still single!!
SG: su-
PlusleMania: I know what you're going to say! Shush watch your mouth!
SG: why?! Why won't they bring SENPAI back?!!
PlusleMania: what about Sonic?
SG...It's not the same!!! SENPAI!!!
PlusleMania: Dark Pit help the girl
Dark Pit: why me?!?
PlusleMania: a lot of reasons
Dark Pit: oh really? Tch! Name 'em
PlusleMania: if you say so!
1: you're an opposite of a hero
2: you both wear black
3: both of you have a deep voice
4: both of you have red eyes
5: you both are jerks to the main character
6: both of you use weapons
7: both of you no nothing of your past
8: both of you are antisocial
9: both of you act emo
10: both of you did help the main character
Do you want me to go on? 😏
Dark Pit: I hate you
PlusleMania: don't care! Now go fix SG before she turns into a wolf or something *shoves Dark Pit to SG*
Dark Pit: you okay-GAH!
SG: *crushing Dark Pit in a hug* SENPAI IS GONE! he's gone!!! *crying*
Dark Pit: I feel like I'm being murdered by a Anaconda
PlusleMania: maybe we should do this another day
Dark Pit: yeah
PlusleMania: well bye bye guys
SG: SENPAIIIII!!!!!!!
PlusleMania: she'll be okay xD
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