hello guys, gals, and non-binary pals!
welcome to yet another book where i bullshit my way through being an artist!

before we get to the art, i have some rules and a warning: i am chaotic af. read this book at your own risk.

rules:
1. if you steal or trace my art, i will personally bring a cockatrice into reality, fly to your house, and bonk you on the head for your crimes. then i'll leave dramatically with your house exploding behind me.
2. please be nice! constructive criticism is *very* welcome but straight-up insults are not
3. there will be some minor nudity, and i do cuss quite a bit. also some gore/creepy stuff. like some serious eldritch shit. if you're uncomfortable with that, just don't read the book. (or read my 1st art book- there's less of that there)
4. vote spams are definitely welcome! :>
5. requests aren't open unless i specifically say they are. ask me about trades if youre interested in doing one.
6. Q&A is always welcome! feel free to ask me about anything art related my dudes!

this time around, i'll be adding a Shit Quote™️ to every chapter just because. if you'd like to suggest a quote, either comment or pm me. you can also tell me to write it here anonymously if you'd like :)
today's Shit Quote™️ is:
"if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit."
- biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

ok now on to the art!

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