I know I said I was taking a posting break, but have some Incorrect Quotes with characters from Those Born In Fire

RELATIONS
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Smokewhisp - Protag, siblings with Solar, parents are Red and Feather. Snappish, bold, inconsiderate. Crush on Hawk

Solarbeam - Side Chara, siblings with Smoke, Friends with Oak and Hawk, parents are Red and Feather. Outspoken, protective, careless

Hawkblaze - Pro/Antag, rivals with Smokewhisp. Clever, selfless, brave. Friends with Solar and Oak, Flirts with Oaktwig but not sure if they have a crush on Oaktwig or not

Oaktwig - Side Chara. Quiet, hard-working, kind. Friends with Solar, has a crush on Hawkblaze

Redlight and Feathersnap - Parents of Smoke and Solar. The two crazy-and-fun parents

Eaglesight - Trainer of Smoke and Solar. Bold, risky, everyone thinks he's insane

Lilymask - Leader of the Sun-Singers. Chipper, responsible, self-doubtful

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Smokewhisp: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Hawkblaze does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Solarbeam: If Hawkblaze were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Hawkblaze jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Smokewhisp: You jump off a cliff!
Solarbeam : Gladly. Provided Hawkblaze did first.

Solarbeam: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Smokewhisp: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Hawkblaze isn't

Redlight and Feathersnap, driving Solarbeam and Smokewhisp : So how was your day?
Solarbeam: We almost got surprise adopted!
Redlight: What?
Smokewhisp : We almost got kidnapped.
Redlight: Oh, okay.
Redlight: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Smokewhisp: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Solarbeam:
Redlight:
Feathersnap:
Everyone Else At Smokewhisp's Surprise Birthday Party:
Solarbeam: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Redlight: Why are Smokewhisp and Solarbeam sitting with their backs to each other?
Feathersnap: They had a fight.
Redlight: Then why are they holding hands?
Feathersnap: They get sad when they fight.

Smokewhisp: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Solarbeam: Is it me, Smokewhisp?
Smokewhisp: No, it's not you.
Oaktwig: Is it me, Smokewhisp?
Smokewhisp: It's not you either.
Hawkblaze: Is it me, Smokewhisp?
Smokewhisp:
Smokewhisp, mockingly: Is IT mE Smokewhisp?

*Smokewhisp is cooking*
Solarbeam: Any chance that's for me?
Smokewhisp : It's for Eaglesight . I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Oaktwig: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment

Smokewhisp : Listen, I can explain...
Solarbeam: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Oaktwig: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Eaglesight : You guys are getting paid?

Solarbeam : Truth or dare?
Hawkblaze: Dare
Solarbeam : I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Hawkblaze: Hey Smokewhisp
Smokewhisp, blushing: Yeah?
Hawkblaze: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Oaktwig

Smokewhisp: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Solarbeam: 'Prettiest Smile'
Oaktwig: 'Nicest Personality'
Eaglesight : 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Lilymask: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Smokewhisp: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Solarbeam: Several traffic violations.
Oaktwig: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Eaglesight : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Lilymask: Also, that's not our car.

Smokewhisp: Anyone d-
Solarbeam: Depressed?
Oaktwig: Drained?
Eaglesight : Dumb?
Lilymask: Disliked?
Smokewhisp: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Smokewhisp: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Solarbeam: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Oaktwig: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Eaglesight : I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Lilymask: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Lilymask: You're a loose cannon, Smokewhisp.
Smokewhisp: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Oaktwig: I think you play by your own rules.
Solarbeam: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Lilymask: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Smokewhisp: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Eaglesight is a loose cannon.
Eaglesight: *smashes a chair*

Smokewhisp: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Oaktwig : To the city?
Smokewhisp: Yeah, no matter what!
Lilymask: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Smokewhisp: I... I don't know!
Solarbeam: Oh come off it, be serious!
Smokewhisp: I am serious!
Solarbeam: You're insane!
Eaglesight: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Smokewhisp: What???
Eaglesight: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Solarbeam, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!