Hey Ruben! I found your mom!

Ruben: kljgafebvaeiulvbflgiufvoljbelivaeliuvefaklvbfaliuvbdwlivbeailuviluabviulrk
(Thank you for finding my mother!😄)

Dude, what happened to her hands and feet?

Ruben: kajfbkwjdfbq
(Don't know?)

Why?

Ruben: ilyeguirbvilquvbrielurvbilurbvijlbuufiulwebfqubwdiubvdwiu
(She never told me.)

Well, that's reasonable.