So in class we were handed either a kids book or an animal book. Me and my friend didn't get books yet, and I saw this girl across from me complaining about how she got a super detailed fucking bird book and there was no way she could do that. So instinctively, I reached out and begged for the book, the teacher giving her and my friend some Clifford one soon after.

Now, I have never drawn a fucking bird with a picture as a reference (that's a lie, eagles are fucking hard) so this was weird. BUT ON TOP OF THAT SHIT, WE HAD TIMED DRAWINGS.

FIRST FUCKING DRAWING, 5 Minutes:

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That's an eagle of some sort...

3 Minutes:

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Some kind of falcon thing...?

2 Minutes:

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FUCK THIs, OWLS aRE hArD okAY?

1 Minute:

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Now how the fUCk diD I DRAw tHAt iN oNe MINutE?!?

Anyways, of course in math I had some spare time to ignore the lesson completely doodle all over the whiteboards...

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Quick reminder, that bird doesn't exist and I had no reference.

(Now I have a goddamn pet bird AU that I'll probably write one day..)

Aaaaaand of course, another while stalling homework~

August 17, 2016

NOW HOLD ON THERE PAL WHERE'D YOU COME FROM AND HOW THE FUCK?!?

Oh yeah, disclaimer: this was a free draw and this bird isn't real- OMG A SUCCESSFUL FREE DRAW! IT'S A MIRACLE!!!

So.. now I officially know how to draw a fucking bird..? Well.. I'll most likely go on a bird drawing spree and then never be able to draw a bird ever again. I mean, there's no way I'll ever draw people like that Markiplier one ever again, right..?

OH YEAH SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME!