So
As I'm doodling whatever the fuck I feel itchy and it won't go away so I look at there's bumps and it's all red around it so I'm like okay the fuck?

And I get up and I look

There's a fucking
B u g
On my mattress

And
Let me explain something
What I sleep on isn't even a proper bed
It's two spring mattresses on top of each other that have holes, broken, and have like 11+ years to their name
And
Istfg
I don't even have a bed sheet or anything. Nope. I sleep between a mattress and a blanket. That's what I sleep with. Oh and the dogs sleep with me too. All three of them.

I've been asking for
Y e a r S
To get a new bed
And. Guess. What.

They got themselves one instead!
So you know I'm stuck with this shit

Anyway

I see this bug

And

I kill it and I'm like wait a sec

It was a bed bug

A

B e d B u g

So I'm freaking out bc downstairs where my cousins live they had problems with bed bugs twice in like 6 months and they come up often so I wouldnt be surprised if the bugs came when they went up here.

So I get the dogs out and Myself out of that room and I'm fuming so I lock that door and go to the living room and set up my charger and shit before going to my parents and telling them about it

And you know what they say?

Fucking

"It's because your room is so dirty"

Like
?!?!?!?

Um???

Excuse them???

Bedbugs don't eat crumbs or whatever (I eat in my room because Honestly to GOD I am scared to death to eat with my family) they survive on Mammal blood

So at that point I'm crying and I just go to the living room and I realize I forgot something in my room and

Omg I see like two fucking more on my bed

That means they were INSIDE my mattress

I N S I D E

So

Because My parents are fucking angels I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.

And I'm hopefully going to get a bed from the Futon

Woooooo ugh

So now I'm laying here on this small ass couch with three dogs taking up most the space crying because of this and I'm so fucking pissed off