This is basically what happens in typical yaoi roleplays during the frickle frackle.

Every uke: *blushing*

Every seme: *smirking*

This is what will happen if my male characters were in that situation.

Aiden: *panicking*

Pollo: *sobbing* ARTEMIS HELP ME

Reilan: I'LL SUE YOU!!!

Kieran: *nervous chuckle, followed by infinite fireballs*

Zeph: *s t a b b i n g*

Incubus-Ren: NononoDONTDOTHIS---

Dark Incubus-Ren: *Takes over* Haha, you aren't dealing with pathetic virgin Ren now, Kid!

Yandere-Ren: *i n t e n s e s t a b b i n g*

Ion: Not today! *literally blows them out the window*

Shay: *incoherent screeching*

Audric: *violent kicking where the sun don't shine*

Marden: You're so dead.

Conclusion: I can't yaoi/smut