Okay.

So, I have a book project I have to complete this summer. I wanted to go through my large collection of chapter books that I can write about, since I am limited to only a few novels on my desk.

Problem is, all of those books are stored away in a cardboard box about two years ago, and I have no idea where my parents put said box.

I ended up searching all over the house for that one box.

See, the part of my house with the most boxes (excluding my garage) is my father's room.

There were a ton of large cardboard boxes in there, so I started to search every single one.

After checking most of the boxes, I just started roaming around the room because I was tired. You know, of lifting many boxes containing various items and rummaging through them.

This was when I noticed a small tablet from my dad sitting on a table in a corner of the room. I (regrettably) decided to be extra nosey and turn it on.

The lock screen was pretty normal. It had a picture of Deadpool for some reason, and random notifications that I didn't really pay attention to.

I unlocked the screen.

The very first thing I saw as the tablet unlocked were the words "Would you fuck this granny" pasted on a large banner on the top.

Including an actual wrinkled granny bent over doggystyle wearing black lingerie to the right of it.

Didn't take me more than another heartbeat to realize that I have stumbled upon some kind of porn site.

I completely needlessly looked down and saw another picture (or thumbnail, because it was a video) of some chick blowing off a censored dick.

"Like c'mon, why censoring when on a porn site? At least me see the real deal," I muttered to myself in slight disappointment, not realizing what bullshit came out of my accursed mouth.

I took a look around, and I can confirm it was a porn site. Didn't get the chance to read what site it was (due to the fact that I was quite shocked and scared that my mother would come in at the worst possible time), so I quickly shut the tablet down and never picked it up again.

I can confirm that the website was not PornHub, since it was fairly simple and consisted of mostly white. I'm quite familiar with PornHub's black and orange layout. Please don't ask me any details about it, I simply went down a very dark and dangerous path at the age of 10.

Okay, so it was porn. So what? I don't really care about that subject. I mean, I search really, REALLY questionable pictures when digging info. I've seen some really nasty shit over the years. It's really just shruggable or amusing when I figure out some person watched porn.

But the disturbing thing is that my dad is well into his seniors already... My parents had me very late, so they're old enough to be my grandparents. If my mother had me in her twenties, I should at least be 30 years old.

Thing is, MY FATHER REALLY COULDVE FUCKED THAT GRANNY IF HE WANTED TO AND IT WOULDNT BE A BIG AGE GAP

Old men watching porn is just really new to me 0_0

I mean, it isn't really shocking news to me to know what I know. But damn, figuring it out for the first time is really something.

Yeah, that was the crap that I felt REALLY needed to be shared to my fellow readers.