So this was a random bloop of a conversation I had with RJ (like, last year? Sometime around the second chapter of final nights.) About Percept, the Amulet of Unity, being extremely tall.

So those hospital doors that are rather short for her? Well...

Insert intense rage.

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Percept, hand in head: Ugh!

Paul, worried: W-What happened?

Percept: Why are all the doorways so short!?

Paul, unsure: Uhh...

Percept, frustrated: Are you all dwarves or halflings or something? Aren't there any tall humans?

Paul: Yeah...but I think only Michael Jordan might share your problem.

Percept, foreboding and dark: And you would let them suffer? I should make it illegal for doorways to be so short on Earth.

Percept, leaving: I am the wonderful Percept. I will not be faltered by a...a doorway!

Paul, silent and confused, then shrugs:

Percept, backing away still, and pointing at doorway victoriously: HAH! YOUR ARCHITECHS HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN--

Percept, who walked into another door frame, clutching back of head: OH YOU ABSOLUTE MOTHER FU

Reaper Puppet, probably disappointed beyond comparison, listening to the muffled swears: ...Why did I choose her?

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