Holly Reindeer Antler and Ear
Miss Kitty lashed her tail at this one too.
Miss Kitty: *Walks in a sees headband. Looks disgusted.* "What is that? Why did you put horns on a cat?"
Me: "No, no Miss Kitty. This is a reindeer, not a horned cat. Also, they're antlers."
Miss Kitty: *Looks skeptical.* "Human, you're foolish. That is clearly a horned cat."
Me: *Rolls eyes.* "You've never been outside Miss Kitty, you don't know."
Miss Kitty: *Looks offended.* "In fact I do know! That's a horned cat!"
Me: "Horned cats don't even exist."
Miss Kitty: *Looks away, offended. Licks shoulder fur and lashes tail.* "Hmph. Well your "rain deer" doesn't exist either!"
Me: "It's reindeer."
Miss Kitty: "Whatever! Miss Kitty's Headbands should be for cats only.... there should be only cat ears! Not "rain deer" ears!"
Me: *Looks frustrated.* "IT'S REINDEER!"
Miss Kitty: *Huffs and sassily walks out of room.*
Sorry for that weird short. I'm weird.
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