Theatre

(during free time)

Meva: Hey, what's that on your tag? *points to the SDS laminated characters*

Me: Oh? Mmm, they're characters.

Kaylie: Who are they?

Meva: *grabs the Banica one* I like her dress!

Me: Ehe, me too. She eats people.

Meva: She's a cannibal? Cool!

Me: Um, okay yeah.

Kaylie: What do the others do?

Me: Well,*shows Venomania character* He brainwashes and kidnaps people.

Meva: Wait, that's a he?

Me: Yep.

Kaylie: That's a he. Are you sure?

Me: He's a biological male, yes. *shows Banica character* You already know her. *shows Riliane Character* She is an evil tyrant. Her twin brother is a servant.

Kaylie: What's a tyrant?

Me: .... You're going to fail the social studies exam.

Kaylie: Yeah, I know.

Me: *shows Margarita character* She poisoned an entire town.

Meva: Woah, a whole town?

Me: Mmhm. *shows Kayo character* She murdered a family.

Kaylie: *points to the scissors* With scissors?

Me: Yeah. *shows Gallerian character* And.... I don't even know what he is exactly. A corrupted judge.

Meva: What does he do?

Me: I don't even know what he does. Basically he steals people's money.

Kaylie: *points to Venomania character* Who does he kidnap?

Me: Oh, out of all of them, you really had to ask about him.... He kidnaps... People.

Kaylie: What does he do with them?

(NOTE, THESE ARE PURE LITTLE CHILDREN OKAY. THEY'RE VERY SENSITIVE)

Me: UMMM STUFF.

Meva: No really, what did he do with the children? Or were they children?

Me: *panicking* That has...happened. To two people...

Kaylie: Did he kill them?

Me: That also happened....

Meva: He murdered them then?

Me: Sorta....?

Kaylie: Nooo I want to know what happened! What did he do?

Me: I'msorrybutIdon'tthinkyouarereadyforthissopleasestopharrassingme

Meva: ??? So what did he do?

Me: I'M NOT TELLING YOU

Kaylie: Then tell me what he is!

Me: Half-demon???

Kaylie: What's his name? (CURIOUS)

Me: Sateriasis Venomania...

Meva: What?

Me: (hopes that they won't Google him)

*bell rings*

Me: *runs out of class as fast as possible*