Okay so these girls right next to me are talking about dubbed anime and hentai and I'm like, uhhhhh.

And then I looked to my left and found a catgirl pinning the other catgirl down in a very sensual pose on one of the girls' iPhone screen---

AND THEN THIS GIRL JUST SAID THAT BOKU NO PICO IS AMAZING AND I'M LIKE, "HAHA, I WATCHED ALL 4 EPISODES WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!"
YEP, IT IS THE BEST ANIME EVER. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMOKKUNISAHORNYPEDOPHILE

YES, YOU DO NEED HOLY WATER AND JESUS.
AND YES, IT IS CANCER.

I CAN WATCH BOKU NO PICO.

YES, YOU NEED TO REPENT FOR YOUR SINS. I DON'T HAVE TO BECAUSE I'M ALREADY SATAN.

YES, I KINDA FELT LIKE A WHOLE NEW PERSON AFTER WATCHING THAT CRAP TOO. I FELT SO MATURE.

And girls. All lot of body pillows are really inappropriate. I want to see where you get the parent-safe ones

AYEEE TOKYO GHOUL IS APPROPRIATE!!! BETTER THAN BOKU NO PICO

YEP, WATCH FREE CUZ YOU NEED TO CLEANSE YOUR HEART AND SOUL OF THAT BOKU NO PICO-NESS.

(I'm replying to all of the things that they're saying, fyi)