Holy shit

I just met LeBron James

In a gym.

He just came up to me and asked if I know basketball. I obviously don't know any shit about sports since I'm a goddamn couch potato.
I saw that he looked familiar, but of course I didn't know shit.

And then he said that he was LeBron James and I'm like, "hahahaha. Heyyyy.

Shit."

FUCK.

He's wearing an orange, gray, and black striped T-shirt and blue shorts

Lol do I sound like a stalker?