Y'all.

I snapped a pic of my dog while she was yawning.

She legit looks like Stitch.

I'm so freaking done.

Okay, so anywaaayyysss.... Did I ever tell you guys that I got me a new mans?

I don't think I ever did - so let me tell you guys about him!

His name is Nikolai - he's a hotty who may or may not be Russian (hence the attire and salute). He has the most beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen.

His favorite animal is the Siberian Tiger - I don't blame him! It has beautiful stripes and fur!

And he also loves me with an adoration that could move South Korea to California!