Once upon a time there was a crazy man
And the Natives weren't a fan
He wanted the gold and fame
Too bad he was lame
He burned villages and wasn't ashamed

This evil dude was Coronado
He only had one motto
He came for the chick's
But only found ticks

Soon he found Turk
Who decided to be a jerk
He wanted to be a hero
But ended up to be zero

This was a history assignment. Me and my friend Lina came up with it in like 5 minutes. We then had to help everyone else with theirs.