"Mom, why is the sun burning us?"

"To give us vitamin D, dear."

"Well, then, it must be good that my heart is being burnt most. Vitamins will alleviate it."

"Or maybe, your heart is burning because it's your first day of school. And you're anxious."

"I guess so."

"Mom, why is the sun burning us?"

"Vitamin D, remember?"

"That was in the morning. What about now it's noon, mom?"

"It's training us for Hell."

"Hell?"

"Yes."

" Well then, it must be bad that my heart is being burnt most. Hell would turn it into ashes."

"Or maybe your heart is burning because you are talking too much."

"I guess so."

Why did I even make this?