Me: *listening to UoS in my room peacefully*

Sister: *comes into the room* whY DIDNT YOU TURN THE COMPUTER OFF

Me: because I didn't.

Sister: WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE FARTS IN HERE

Me: *sighs*

Sister: O WAIT

Me: you are so unoriginal--

Sister: it's cause you're in here! *dabs*

Me: dabbing kills baby cats.

Sister: *continues dabbing*

Me: >.>