HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDD, WE ALL MISS YOU!

Ima kill a bunch of Eddsworld fans when I say this but...

I only celebrate Eddsday in March on his death date...

Sorri.

And my excuse sounds so stupid, too: I don't drink much caffeine. So drinking a gallon of cola twice a year just seems like a lot.

When Makenzie was ridiculing me for this, I was going to make an excuse of, "Well Christians celebrate Christmas, which is about BIRTH! Not death! So I'll just do it the other way around." But then I remembered Easter's a thing, too...

Crap I have no good argument.

But I do have excuses: I don't drink caffeine, I currently don't have any green shirts, I don't live in a world where adventure is literally a army-signup away.

But I did draw a picture.

Yeah it's one of those pictures with words but I forgot what they were called so Ima call then pictures with words.

You can try to read it but it'll probably trigger people like Makenzie.

The shoes suck.

Ok bye.