OHH!  SPARE ME ALREADY FOR THIS GUTTERY SHOT.

BUT..

I DO HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT LAUGHING TIME WHILE READING IT.

Searching her at almost every nook and corner of their house, he desperately hopped inside the kitchen, only to growl looking at her.

Right there on the counter his Mrs. was sitting with a grumpy expression on her angelic face and was continuously chewing over the peas murmering probably about him only.

Well, two years of marriage and all his wife could do was get angry on him for one thing or another and then ban his entrance IN HER. (😁😝)

Now, it has been more than two weeks for her being angry for her one demand not being fulfilled and with that started her preparation of turning him to a saint.

But not anymore.

He has decided. He will have his way with her today. Its already tough for him to be away from his love and now she has been ignoring him completely.

He wants his wife and he will have her. He isn't Arnav Singh Raizada just for saying.

Quickly reaching his wife in two long strides while she twiched her lips like a baby she is, he asked-

Khushi what are doing?

Throwing the ever ready angry glare towards him and showing him the plate, she said fuming-

Peeling off the peas.

Its so late, Come to the room now. He ordered trying his best not to seem desperate.

No. She shouted and resumed her task of peeling the peas for morning poha or better say, peeling and eating 3rd by 4th of it.

I have some work, come. He said again chewing off his anger and annoyance.

Not at all. I need to wake up early morning.So keep your that kind of work with you. She declared with scrutinized eyes knowing what kind of work her husband have at this hour of night

Ugh! You cant cancel it every night. Finally he grumbled like an angry kid.

Answer me why? She challenged raising her eyebrows.

Because It's Sunday. He said forcing her to roll her eyes and ask-

So?

To which her husband seem offended and reasoned with a logical frown-

So?
So?
Since our marriage we always did it on sunday not missing even once expect your those special days.

Go to bed. She declared picking up the potatoes to peel next.

Come with it. He said pulling her hands like a kid.

We can't do that because I am on  my periods. She blurted making him flare his nose and chid-

Yes, from the last 15 days.

Gulping visibly and then maintaining the seriousness of her face, she folded her arms below her b***** and said-

Yea, sooooooooo

My periods are on their mood swings. They love me so want to spend more time with me.

Horrified.

This is what Khushi's husband felt on hearing her lamest, weirdest and funniest excuse.

Seriously Khushi?
The medical science would commit suicide after hearing this.

He said in between his chuckles and suddenly gulping down the chuckled, he ordered seriously-

So just shut up and come with me in the bedroom. Its already 15 days dammit.

You won't get anything until to agree. She said with a determined pout tempting her husband to eat that pout.

Sensing the need to manipulate his wife, he sat beside her and said-

Khushi

Why are you being so adamant?

And how would you manage in between the household chores and office.

That's my outlook. She said stubbornly splashing cold water on his attempt.

You do your work and after your hardwork's fruitful result, I will take care of it. She ordered and jumped from counter being followed by her husband.

Holding the end of her dupatta, he stopped her from moving further and said-

Khushi, we already had the discussion.

We have just got married.

This time she turned around horrified and shouted-

Yes, we are JUST married for two years, NOW.

Then clutching his collar making him aghast, she ordered her demand-

Ugh!  I want a BABY Arnav. Until you agree to it, there won't be any steamy night for you. Help yourself in the washroom.(😛😛 JalebiRani, see I used it.)

Khushi, you are just 23. He reasoned the delay.

And you are 31. She countered back the need.

He rolled his eyes while she jerked him angrily and shouted right on his face-

31. I repeat.

Marrying a Buddha(oldie) was not in my hand as you had become a stalker and spelled a cast on me to marry my own Jiju's elder brother but having our kid is definitely my call.

What the..
Buddha? (Oldie?) Arnav asked being highly offended, to which a hell-worried Khushi replied-

Yea,and to my utter horror, I have seen your those grey hairs you were hiding the other day.

So, nothing doing. We are having a baby.

Please, I want a baby before you.. Her ranting stopped seeing the green monster ASR surfacing her Buddha Pati(oldie hubby) to which she smiled meekly and said in a low voice-

Umm, I don't want to go for an adoption. I want my very own version of Laad Governor.

You get it.

So, give me your little version before you become too old that you loose that capability. As it is, you have already started showing me the signs.

He was being offended back to back while she muttered under her breath-

The duration is already decreased. I am so worried about that and here he is so carefree.

Now that was the exact moment ASR showed his appearance and clutching his wife's waist rather passionately, he roared-

What the
You are doubting my stamina dammit.

Flaring her nose, she slapped his chest and chided -

Whats there to doubt. Last time, it ended in half an hour.

Clutching his wife's nape in a tight grip and jerking her closest to him, he said with annoyance-

Yea, that's because, in between of all that you chose to SLEEP.

Who the hell sleeps while making love dammit? He whined remembering his unsatisfied form that night and continued-

And upon that you are putting the entire blame on me, my age and stamina.

If I want I can keep you pregnant for the consecutive years for the coming 20 years.

Smirking inwardly for hitting the bull's eye, her Arnavji's elephant size ego, she added fuel to the fire more-

Yea right.

Look who's talking.

Breathing fire of passion right on her lips, he finally smirked and mocked-

You are doubting me even after screaming and moaning like an animal during the love making.

That's, That's another thing. She said disinterested and inwardly being highly shy.

So you won't believe me. He asked angrily.

Not at all. She replied confidently.

Alright let me show you. He declared and in next second, Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada was in the passionate  arms of her very own Hubby Arnav Singh Raizada, who stared at her in anger and then walking furiously warned or rather scared her-

In next 9 months you are going to have my baby in your arms and I will make sure to keep you busy with our dozens of kids for the upcoming years.

And then you would know the actual stamina of your this oldie husband. 

Though, she wanted a baby,  their baby desperately, now that, its actually going to happen, she is highly nervous and shy.

Not because she is scared but because she very well knows about the strength and stamina of her not so oldie hubby and upon that, now his determination to keep her busy with their own kids back to back for coming few years is actually a terrifying thing.

Being laid on the bed by his highly turned on, full of passion and stamina and now smirking devilishly husband and seeing him discarding his clothes rather urgently and then making a pouncing way towards her, she gulped thinking the pros and cons of the drama, she put up for the baby making.

Now, only her husband knows when she will be spared.

But one thing is for sure, she would definitely have his baby in her arms in less than a year after tonight.

Yes, a very long night it is for them.

The End!!!!!!!!!!!

So, here goes my second naughty and funny shot for you people.

Hope it is fun to read and nothing offending.

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