AKASR'S POV

Hii Daddy Droolers..

How are youh all?

Youh know I missed youh all sho sho much..

But thish writer.. Ugh.. Always busy in other works..

Today.. I scholded(scolded) her and look here am I..

Toi.. Toi.. Toi.. Jalwaaaaa.. AKASR KA JALWA JALWA JALWA..

Oh.. Ho.. What to do?
My mommy only listens Sallu Song.. Sho(So).. I remember only hish (his)  songs..

Okk.. Stop it..
How much will you laugh showing your 32 teeth?

I feel jealoush (jealous) okk..

I have no teeth.. Ittaa sha bhi nhi.. Chotu sha bhi nhi.. (Not even a tiny one or small one)

Sho.. Only shmile(smile).. Sho(So)  that I don't feel jehlous(jealous)  otherwise I will order Mumma to order Daddy to give you all an ASR glare.. Huh..

Hummmmmm.. You know I am sho hungly(hungry) but here mommy is busy snoring.. Huh..

God ji.. I want to go out..

Huh.. I know.. I know.. You won't do anything for the next 2 days.. But only two days and then I will turn Mommy-Daddy's world upside down..

They will only and only have to look at me.. Yesh(yes)  and only and only love me.. Yesh(Yes)

Ohh.. Finally Mommy woke up.. I will get the food.. Yay..

Happy dance.. Happy dance..
Toi.. Toi.. Toi.. Toi..

Aaahh.. Mommy shrieked..

Oops.. Sorry Again Mommmmmmmmmyyyyyy..

But Mommy toh Mommy h.. (But Mommy is Mommy).. Just listen to her rant-
Ye Laad Governor ki beti..
Jab dekho tab ise bas laat maarna aata h..
Aane do aaj iss Laad Governor ko..
Btate h unhee hum.. (This Laad Governor's daughter.. She just knows how to kick.. Let this Laad Governor come today.. I will teach me now..)

Jusht lishten to her.. She ish sho Shankadevi..
What is Dadda's fault in it?
But.. Pheew.. Atleast I am spared.. Its Daddy who gets scoldings for my kicks and mommy's weird moodswings.. Ehehe..

Hey Khushiji.. Buiii cooed and my mouth watered.. My Buiii is the best because she ish having a plate of frilts(fruits) in her hand..

Diiiiiiiii.. Mommy called excitedly..

Uh.. Oh.. Why ish she sho weird? (One eyebrow raised)

Khushiji.. Here.. Have it.. My Chote's princess must be hungry.. Come on feed her.. Buiii said lovingly..
Oyyee.. I lovuh youh Buiii..

Huh.. She is toh always angry.. Laad Governor ki Aulaad.. (Laad Governor's kid) Mommy shaid(said) rolling her eyes..

Huh.. Laadh Govnl(Governor)'s wifeh.. Always shulking(sulking)..
Let me come.. I will teach youh.. Meanie Mommy..

I was angry but then I heard my Daddy-
Han.. Sirf meri.. (Yea.. Only mine)
There.. My Shuper Hero was standing and giving mommy a teasing look.. My Daddu ish sho cuteeeeeeeee...

Happy Dance.. Happy Dance.. Bummy Shaky.. Bummy Shaky..

Aaahh.. Mommy shrieks

Oops..

Khushi.. Baby.. Are you alright? My Daddu ran towards Mommy.. Ohh Daddddduuuuu.. My Daddu is sho cute and sho caring and sho loving and sho ice-cream and shome(some) times sho karela too..

Ohh.. I feel like koochie-kooimg my Daddy but the baddie my mommy ish..

You know what happened.. Asz shoon asz(as soon as)  Daddu touched her.. Flaring on him..Mommy pounced on him..

You Laad Governor.. Just stay away from you otherwise I will kick you..

My innochent (innocent)  Daddu.. He jusht (just)  stood their confused while Mommy said with a tapori tone-

Aaj aapse mamla fitoos ker hi letee h..

And Daddu could only utter-
What the?
What is Fhitooos?

Fitoos.. F.I.T.O.O.S.. It means settlement.. Mommy explained her still being angry.. This Mommy of mine naa

And then she pushed my Daddy.. Ordering-
Go and freshen up till I eat.. Then I will teach you..

Unbelievable.. Daddy uttered..

And then in his ASR tone said-
Don't use all this Fhithoos or whatever it is.. Okk?
My daughter might hear it and learn..

Not knowing what trouble he himself landed into..

What the? Mommy shouted..

All you care for your daughter..
Wait.. Let her come out then you both will sleep outside the room..
She ordered..

Haawwh..
What the?
Mommy.. How could Shee shay that?
Now let me come..
I know you throw my daddy out of the room sometimes..
Sho.. I will throw you out and Daddy and me will shleep on the bed..
Huh..

But I won't be able to shleep without mommy..
Huh..
What ish this?
Sho much of tension..
I am a chotu sa honee waala baby.. ( I am a tiny would be baby)
Noh body understands me..
Thish ish not done..

Noh.. Sudden interruption while saying..
Eeuuuuummmmm.. Strawbey(Strawberry)..
Wowie Kiwiiiiiiii..
Uii.. Uii..

Uh.. Oh.. Why is mommy suddenly started frowning?

Oui.. Daddu ish back..
Mommy is going to take his class.. She will scoldh(scold) him because I kicked her.. But.. I was toh only danching (dancing) and she ish (is) angry..

Trobble(Trouble) time..

What?
Stop staring creepily at me Jaaan.. Daddy said in a teasing manner..

Mommy walked to him.. Ouiii.. She ish actually running..
Shlow Shlow(slow slow) Mommy..
Arshi will be thaku-thaku (Thaku- Tired) 

Mommy reached Daddu but before she could slap hish (his) chest or frown or shtart(start) her drama.. Daddy pulled her in his arms sandwiching me..

Ohh Daddy.. But I love it.. I can feel both Mommy and Daddy..

Why is my Jaaan sulking today?
Daddu asked Mommy lovingly to which Mommy pouted.. Ohh.. My parents are so cute.. They are the best.. Bestestttttttttttt..

Your daughter troubles me.. Kicks me whole dayyyyyyyy.. Mommy said with pout but I didn't feel her angry.. Why Sho(so)?

Ohh.. So this is your problem? Daddy asked with a smile..

Mommy looked at Daddy and then she merry-go-rounded her hands around my Daddy (wounded her arms) and said cutely-

No.. Actually it was a mood-swing which blew off the moment my husband took me in his arms..

They are behaving so crazy.. Mommy ish a samhankadevi but what happened to Daddu's mood?

Really? Daddu asked raising his eyebrows..

What do you think? Mommy said mimicking Daddy and failing in it.. Ehehe..

Daddy drooles at mommy at this..

Ohh.. What are they doing?
They are sho.. sho.. sho weird..

Well I think this.. Daddu said and then..

Haawwwhh Daddu what are youh doing?
Its chi-chi to kiss mommy on lippie before me..
Shamelessh Daddy..Laad Governor..

Awwwhh.. Daddu hugged me and mommy.. I am feeling so happy and secured now.. I love my Mommy-Daddy..
And I should let them know this..

Ooooohhh.. Mommy-Daddy said together.. Yay.. They felt my kick together.. Yay..

Khushi.. Khushi.. My Princess kicked.. Daddy said excitedly and my flickered my eyelids..

Mommy smiled and keeping her head on his chest said-
I know.. And you know what she means by that?

What? Daddu ish sho curious to know..

That she loves this.. Her father hugging her and her mommy.. It gives her a sense od security..

Aww.. Mommy understands it all.. *Cheeks red*

Really.. Daddu asked happily

Yes.. Mommy assured

Few Days.. Daddy said..

Few Days.. Mommy said

Yesh.. Few days and I will be playing.. Pooping.. Crying.. Laughing and sleeping in the arms of both of you..

Love youh Mommy..
Love youh Daddy..
Your Princess in on her way to make her parents life beautiful..

Okk.. Daddy Droolers.. Now I am going to do Ninni..

Do come to meet me again..

To be continued..

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