Note: So I was looking through Barry ships, and turns out this is an actual thing. 

Based off Stupid, Sexy Thieves by canthelpmesevles on Fanfiction.net

I take prompts! 

This might be a bit dirtier than the others.

Also, if you're reading all of these, wow. Glad you like me! ;)

Barry and Iris don't know each other. Mick and Len don't know each other. Barry is still The Flash, just he doesn't know Iris.

Finally, enjoy!

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"So... I was wondering if we could get a third?" Len asked. He and Iris had gotten together a while ago.

"I don't know... I don't feel like sharing," she purred. He forced himself to stay on track and not let her distract him.

"Come on. It'll be fun. And, if you really want, it can be a onetime thing. Deal?"

Iris rolled her eyes as she pulled her shirt off. "Deal. Now, can I start?" Len nodded hungrily.

...

"Yesss." Iris pointed at someone walking into the club. He was wearing a no-sleeve shirt, showing off his arms, which were covered n burns, muscle, and tattoos. It made her want to drool (me too. I prefer Len, but barely).

"No way," Len said immediately.

If she and that guy slept together, he might be left in the dust.

Suddenly, a cute young guy walked in.

"I'm ok with him," Len said. Iris groaned. "If we're doing this, then can't I pick?" 

"Fine, but I'm allowed to say no."

Suddenly, the guy Len had pointed out laughed and lifted up his shirt. Only enough to show his six pack, but it was enough.

"You know what? I'm ok with him," Iris said quickly as she stared at him. Len would have laughed, but he was staring himself.

Now... how to convince the mysterious stranger.

...

Barry sat at a club in the bar section. He had come out to flirt and get wasted, but that wasn't working out too well. For one, Caitlin's new "drunk serum" didn't work. For another, he sucked at flirting.

He wondered if he should go somewhere else.

Maybe he'd have better chances?

Suddenly, two strangers sat next to him on opposite sides.

"Hey," one of them, the girl, greeted.

"Hey," he said back, a blush creeping up his neck.

He wondered if it was that obvious that he was into guys and girls. This just seemed coincidental.

"What's your name, Scarlet?" the guy asked.

Barry blushed even harder.

"B-Barry," he stuttered. The two shared a glance behind his back.

"Wanna get outta here?" the girl asked.

"I don't even know you're names!" Barry protested weakly. He couldn't help it. He hadn't gotten laid in forever! Super sensitivity didn't help...

"Iris."

"Leonard, but Len for you, cutie."

Barry blushed even deeper.

He felt like he recognized him from somewhere...

He ignored the bad feeling he had as he followed them out.

...

"Wow. So... you're The Flash," Len panted. He was half awake, but he was determined to have this conversation.

"Yep."

"I'm Captain Cold."

"What the f**k!?"

...

Note: Mwa ha ha ha. This was fun.