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Brainy 💡 has added Mon-el 🍻, Alex 💥, Kara 💝, and Kelly 🤔 to the group chat.

💡: Greetings, my dearest of friends! 👋

💝: Hi, Brainy! Nice to have you back in the chat! 😁

💥: Yeah, we'll always miss your awkward jokes, especially since Winn had to go back to the future 😏

💝: Lol

🍻: Hey, man! Thanks for including me

💝: Oh, that's right! This is your first group chat!

🍻: And I've been itching to hang with all of you 😉

💝: 😁

💡: What do you mean by not including you, Mon-El? You are one of my closest friends, why would I not include you in our friendly conversation?

💥: Cause he's Kara's ex.

💝: ...

🍻: ....

🤔: Alex, that's not very nice

💥: I'm not trying to be rude, just don't care to be nice to the guys who break my sister's heart, ☠

🤔: Wait, you broke up with Kara?

🍻: Um...

💝: Can we please just stop talking about this?

🍻: Yes! PLEASE!

💥: Pretty sure you don't get a say in this

💡: I agree with Mon-El for I had a new game I thought we could perform for fun with one another

💝: Ooh, I'm already excited! 😄

🤔: Is it because you want to have fun or are you just avoiding your relationship problems in favor of denial?

💝: ...

🍻: Wow, she really did just hit you with the relationship metaphor there 🤣

🤔: No, I didn't mean it as an insult! I was just trying to help you, Kara 😔

💝: I completely understand, Kelly 🙃

🤔: Phew. Thx, Kara 😁

💡: We really do forgive each other much quicker than the other teams

💝: Well, I wouldn't necessarily say that...

💥: 🤨

💝: Ok, yes we totally are more understanding! ☺️

💡: Except for Barry Allen

💥: Yeah, but that guy's practically perfect

🍻: Meh 🤷‍♂️

💥: Jealous much? 🤨

🍻: No, I just don't like the guy, that's all

💝: But everyone likes Barry! Plus, you haven't even met him!

🍻: 🤷‍♂️

💝: 😡😡😡

💥: 😂

🍻: But you are the nicest of us, Kara

🍻: In a friendly way, that it 😳

💝: Oh, no problem! I love it when you compliment me, in a friendly way

🍻: 🏋️‍♂️

💝: 😒

🤔: Hummmm... I see 📑📑📑

💝: Was that you marking something down for me? 😕

🤔: Don't worry, it's just normal protocol for us therapists to do with our friends

💝: 😕👍

💥: And Mon-El, don't think we've forgotten about you 🗂

🍻: 😐🤐

💡: Hahaha! That is a good one, Alex Danvers 😂

💥: 👍

🤔: We really do make a great team 🥰

💥: Agreed ❤

💡: Speaking of love, where is my precious Nia Nal! 😩

💝: Don't worry, Brainy, I'm sure she's on her way

💡: I really hope so because I need to see my love's beautiful words written on my phone's screen 🤗

Nia Nal 😴 has joined the group chat.

💥: Well, that was convenient timing.

🍻: Lol

💡: Yes! Time is truly on my side, tonight! 🙏

😴: Sorry, I'm late! I kinda fell asleep at my desk working on Andrea's next news section 🤭

💝: Been there, done that 😏

💥: Lol

😴: Hi, Brainy 😊

💡: Hello, my beloved 💞

💝: They are literally the cutest couple ever!

💥: No agrument here

🤔: What question did you have to ask us all, Brainy?

💡: Oh, I wanted to ask you all if you would like to participate in a friendly competition the internet calls, " the war of the ships," though I'm still not entirely sure what ships they are talking about... 🤔

🍻: 🤣

😴: I thi k they're talking about which couple people ship more together

💡: Ah, that makes perfect sense! Thank you Nia Nal 😍

😴: Anytime, Brainy ❤

😴: And that's a great game idea! 😄

💡: Thank you, Nia Nal 🤗

💥: Is this going to be between just us or are we going to include J'ohn and the rest?

💡: I actually had a few other names in mind 💁‍♂️

🍻: You're not talking about Emra, right?

💝: 🤨

🍻: It's s just that she isn't exactly happy with me after the whole wanting to date you while dating her thing

💝: Oh, because all the girls just love that

🍻: Funnily enough, those were actually her exact words 🤔

💝: I wonder why... 😒

💥: 😆

😴: So, I'm dying to know, who are the surprise guests? 🎉

💡: You will discover in only a few moments, my sweet, Nia 😍

😴: Ok, I'm sure it'll be worth the wait 😊

The host has added Oliver 🏹, Barry ⚡, Sara ⚔, Felicity 📱, Iris 🖊, and Ava 📢 to the group chat.

🏹: Oh great, another one of these stupid things 😒

⚔: Nice to see Ollie's in a great mood 😏

⚡: Lol

🖊: What's his problem now?

📱: Nothing, you guys are just stopping him in the middle of the salmon ladder 🤭

🏹: 🏋️‍♂️

📱: 😍

⚡: Aw, you guys are so cute together!

🏹: I think so, too 😏

⚔: At least, Barry actually showed up to this one 😏

🏹: Lol

⚡: Ok, c'mon guys, that was ONE time

🏹: So, you've only been late to one mission of ours?

⚡: Um... well, it mostly depends on the relativity of time regarding speedsters...

⚔: I love it when he stammers 🤣

📢: Agreed.

💝: Hi, everyone! 👋

🖊: Hey, Kara, always nice to see you 😃

📱: Yeah, nothing beats us girls' hanging out!

⚔: Especially with how much content the guys give us to joke with 😉

💥: Lol

🍻: I just realized how outnumbered us guys are here

🏹: That's just because they're the best of us

📱: Aw, thanks, Oliver 💚

🏹: Anytime 💚

⚔: Isn't that what he said to you, Barry?

⚡: Yeah... but it's okay because we're all that great! 😁

🖊: ❤

📢: They seem much happier than usual

⚔: Yeah, you sure that you're feeling okay, Ollie?

🏹: Yeah, it's because we already had a fight this morning 🤷‍♂️

🖊: Another towel incident?

📱: Exactly!

⚡: Yeah, that seems more accurate 😅

🖊: My thoughts completely 😏

📱: Wow, guys, you really stole our romantic moment there 😥

🏹: Yeah, we'd never do that to you two, Barry

🖊: Are you kidding me?!

⚡: Do you not remember what happened at our wedding?

⚔: Alex and I hooked up?

💥: 😳

⚡: Technically, yes, but that's not exactly what I was talking about...

🖊: Lol

🤔: You two dated?

⚔: Yep, several years ago when we both got WAY too drunk for our own good 🍷🍷🍷

📢: Yeah, sounds like you, Sara 😏

⚔: 😎

🖊: Lol

😴: Omg! I just realized that you're THEE Iris West-Allen! 😮

🖊: Um... yes, why?

😴: Oh, it's nothing bad, I just love your work with the Citizen so much! 😍

🖊: Aw, thank you.

⚡: She really is fantastic at it. And by it, I mean everything ❤

🖊: ⚡❤

🍻: Anyone know where Brainy went?

⚔: Yeah, wasn't he the one who started this chat?

💡: Sorry, everyone, I got distracted writing Nia a love poem 🤗

📢: And you needed to do that right this second?

💡: Yes, yes I did.

💥: 🤣

😴: Aw, I can't wait to read them, Brainy 😍

💝: You were saying something about a couples' challenge?

🏹: Did she say challenge?

🖊 : Yeah, which means I've already won 😏

⚡: Can't we all just be winners?

🖊: If you're on my team then, I guess I've already won 😘

⚡: 😁

🏹: Does that count as a forfeit?

📱: Really, Oliver?!

🏹: Sorry.

🍻: Does that mean that Kara and I are teammates?

💡: Well... I did not completely think that through so, I suppose, yes 🤭

🤔: Lol

💥: Just a warning, us Danvers sisters rule every game we play

💝: I second that 🙃

🏹: Yeah, we'll see about that 🥇

📱: Wow, you really do get hotter every day

🏹: Yes, yes I do 😉

⚔: 😏🤣

😴: What's question one, Brainy?

💡: Question one will be what your partner's favorite food is?

⚡: Easy, bananas 🍌

🖊: Lol, really? 😏

💝: Um, how exactly do we tell if an answer is correct?

💡: Love will always show it's true colors 💌

📢: Um... okay

🖊: Yours is dad's famous chicken pot roast

⚡: Without a shadow of a doubt, yes! 😀

⚡: No joke, it makes my mouth melt every time!

💝: 😂

💡: That is two points, West-Allen

🏹: Good start but, we'll see how long you really last, Barry

⚡: Okay, sure... Oliver 😏

📱: Oliver's favorite food is gummy worms!

🖊: Lol

🏹: She's not joking, I love candy 🍫

📱: You actually used the emoji right, I'm so proud 🥳

🏹: 👍

💥: And what's Felicity's favorite food?

🖊: This'll be good...

💝: You and me both, sister 😉

🏹: Easy. Anything I cook with love towards my family 🍽

📱: Awwwww!!! 🥰

⚡: Oh no, I didn't know that counted as an answer! 😬

🖊: Barry, relax because I highly doubt that it counts because otherwise all of us would be saying it

⚔: Agreed.

⚡: 😀

🏹: Well, you said we had to give our partner's accurate answer and that's Felicity's 🤷‍♂️

📱: It's true 😁

⚡: Lol

🍻: What do you think of this, Brainy?

💡: Um...

📢: C'mon, we gotta move on to the next group 😒

💡: Um... 😟

😴: Everyone, just give him a moment, please

⚡: Take as much time as you need 🙂

💡: I believe that you're answer does not count, Oliver, though you may restate a new answer, in case I was not clear

💝: That's a great response!

💡: Thank you, Kara Danvers

🏹: Fine. 😒

📱: It's okay, Oliver. You just have to answer what my favorite food is 😄

🏹: Yeah, of course...

💥: You don't know, do you?

🏹: I didn't say that...

📱: Oliver!

🏹: Okay, okay, don't worry. You're favorite food is tomato grilled cheese

📱: Exactly! 💚

💡: Okay, two points for Olicity!

🏹: Yes! Take that Barry!

⚡: 😏

😴: Oh, guys, I'm so sorry, but I have to go 😕

🤔: Is everything okay?

😴: Yeah, but Andrea's coming in and she hates me texting while writing

💡: No, Nia Nal! Don't go 😢

😴: It's okay, I'll see you after work 💗

💡: 😥😢😥

Nia Nal 😴 has left the group chat.

⚔: One done, four more to beat...

📢: We've got this 💪

🍻: Our turn?

💡: I am sorry, eveyone, but without Nia here to celebrate love with me, I would like to pause this endeavor until further notice 😭

🏹: What?! I was winning!

📱: Cough, cough...

🏹: We, yes, that's what I meant 💚

📱: 💚

⚡: Weren't we tied?

🖊: Yes, but Oliver always has to win 😒

🏹: No agrument here.

📱: Lol

💥: So... we're just ending it here?

⚔: Yeah, how's that fair to the rest of us?

💡: I DO NOT CARE WHAT IS FAIR! IF NIA NAL ISN'T HERE TO SHARE OUR LOVE THEN, ALL LOVE WILL STOP UNTIL SHE RETURNS!!! 😡😡😡

🍻: Wow...

📢: Things got heated quickly

⚡: Am I the only one a little scared right now? 😬

📱: No, not just you 😬

⚔: Can I at least take my turn?

📢: Not really the time, Sara.

⚔: There is always time for a little competition 😏

🏹: Agreed.

⚡: Ok, I think now would be a good time for us to leave before things start to get heated

🖊: Couldn't have said it better ❤

⚡: Aw, thanks ❤

💡: I SAID NO LOVE!

⚡: 🤐

💝: Brainy, maybe you should take a breather, please

💡: No.

🤔: Do you wanna talk about it?

💡: NO.

🏹: Okay, let's go, Felicity

💡: ONLY I GET TO DECIDE WHEN THIS CHAT ENDS!!!

🏹: You really wanna test that?!

🍻: Okay, I understand, buddy

💡: Thank you, you are a true friend, Mon-El

🍻: No problem... how bout now?

💡: 😡😠😡

Brainy 💡 has ended the group chat.