So I'm probably gonna be really busy the next couple weeks so I'll post what I can before I dissapear for a couple more months to write the next chapter.

Also I want you to sit on the cliffhanger a little longer

You're welcome :)

Ps: I'm at school and feel like I'm dying, send help T-T

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Y/N: Fe you're ignoring all your problems.

Felix: I know

Adrien: You also know that it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Felix: I'm ignoring that too

Adrien, Y/N: ...

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Y/N: *Kisses Felix's cheek*

Felix: What is this?

Y/N: Affection

Felix: Disgusting

Felix:

Felix: Do it again

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Random paparazzi person: Aw, you two make such an cute couple!

Y/N: Couple?? We're a couple!!

Felix: Yet.

Felix:

Y/N: What!?

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Y/N: I- I think I like you

Felix: Oh my god, why?

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Adrien: So is this thing between Fe and Y/N supposed to be a secret?

B/F/N: Hardly. The only people that don't know it are them.

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Y/N: *sighs sadly* Nobody likes me

Felix, who hasn't confessed yet but has been giving Y/N love and support through the years:

Felix: Am I a joke to you?

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Y/N Hey Fe, can you carry this box? It's really heavy.

Felix: *picks up the box effortlessly* Nothing is heavier than the weight of my depression.

Y/N: I'm now equally impressed and concerned.

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*on the phone*

Y/N: So I can't make it tonight...

Felix: How come?

Y/N: I may have been stabbed just now...

Felix: Only you would try to politely cancel plans while you're bleeding out. Hold on, I'll call an ambulance.

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Y/N tried to throw something at Felix while shouting "Think fast!" Exactly Once.

They had forgotten that Felix is literally Flight or Flight personified until Felix managed to both catch the orange and immediately throw it back before Y/N had a chance to react.

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Y/N: I dare you to marry me

Felix: ....I'm not going to fall for that

Y/N: Then I win

Felix: What? Hell no. I'm going to marry the cr@p out of you right away! Let me check if there's someone free to marry us. you just think you can win like that? H£|| no-

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Felix: Rules are meant to be broken.

Y/N: Yeah, like speeding.

Felix: Oh, I was thinking murder.

Everyone else: *Very concerned*

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Y/N: *Picking out phone chargers with Felix*

Felix: Do you think this one's long enough to tie a noose?

Y/N: What the heck is wrong with you?

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Luka and Adrien: *Staring into each other's eyes*

Felix: *Opens a soda can*

Adrien: Fe, We're having a moment.

Felix: And I'm having a cola.

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Felix: Y/N!!

Y/N: What, Felix? *Looks around and eyes widen* 

Y/N: WHYY IS ThERE BLOOD evERY WHERE!!?

Felix: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife

Y/N: YoU STAbbeD SOMEONE!!??!?

Felix: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife

Felix: There is a difference you know!

Y/N: *Facepalming*

Y/N: Why do I stay with you?

Felix: *Hugs Y/N from behind*

Felix: Because you love me and you have no other choice

Y/N: *Rolls eyes*

Y/N: *After a moment: hugs Felix back and smiles*

Felix: *smugly* See, I told you that you loved me

Y/N: Just shut up, don't ruin this.

Felix: Whatever you say, Butterfly

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Felix, to Y/N: I hate you

Also Felix, internally: I'D FUCKING DIE FOR YOU

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OTP YES/NO?

Y/N & Felix already dating

Felix: I just realized something!

Y/N: What is it?

Felix: I never asked you out!

Y/N: That's fine.

Felix: NO, will you go out with me?

Y/N: What if I wanted to ask you out?

Felix: No, I wanted to ask.

Y/N: So, You'll say no if I ask?

Felix: Of course not! I just want to be the one to ask.

Y/N: What if I say no?

Felix: You wouldn't.

Y/N: Maybe I would? You don't know.

Felix: I already asked, please just answer!

Y/N: NO.

Felix: No you won't answer, or no you won't go out with me?

Y/N: Neither. Will you go out with me?

Felix: Screw you, and heck yes!

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Adrien: Is the glass half full or half empty?

Felix: *drinks the whole water from the glass* The glass is empty.

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Therapist: And what do we say when life disappoints us? 

Adrien: Called it. 

Therapist: No. 

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Y/N: It's so dark out here

Felix: Yeah, anybody see anybody see any light?

Adrien: Don't worry, we got this! *Looks at Y/N*

Y/N: Ohh *Smiles softly*

Adrien and Y/N stomp, lightning up their matching shoes

Felix: Why must you do this to me?

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Felix comes home in a bad mood and comes home to see Y/N and says:

Felix: Don't do it, you better not do it

Y/N smiles and Felix smiles back and blushes but regrets it. But all Felix can do is smile back because of Y/N's stupid adorable smile that could light up the universe.

Felix: Dang it, Y/N!

Y/N laughs and hugs Felix

Felix: I hate you so much!

Y/N: *hugs tighter*

Y/N: I love you too, Fe

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Felix and Y/N are going grocery shopping

Y/N: Are we done yet? I'm so bored

Felix: Yes we're done.....

Y/N: *rejoices*

Felix: With this half of the shopping list

Y/N: Why must you be so cruel to me?

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Felix is about to leave to go somewhere.

Y/N: Forgetting something?

Felix kisses Y/N

Y/N's face turns red and pulls out Felix's phone

Y/N: I meant your phone. But thanks

Felix smirks and kisses Y/N again.

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Y/N is repeatedly tracing the words "I love you" on Felix's back thinking he's asleep. After a few minutes of doing so Y/N rolls over ready to sleep when Felix wraps his arms around Y/N and whispers back "I love you too" Y/N is glad that Felix can't see their face because it's a blushing mess.

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Y/N: Hey, Fe, do you know a synonym for the word perfect?

Felix: *whispers* You

Y/N: What?

Felix: What?

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Y/N hugs Felix from behind, scaring him.

Y/N: Ah!

Felix: Aah! Y/N! Not funny

Y/N: *nuzzles into Felix's neck from behind*

Y/N: it was a little funny

Y/N: And are you wearing my hoodie around your waist?

Felix: Maybe

Felix: Are you wearing my T- shirt?

Y/N: Maybe...

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Felix: If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you then I'd only have one dollar

D: *ouch*

Felix: Because you never left my mind after the first time.

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Y/N: Are you Google?

Felix: W-what?

Felix: N-no, why?

Y/N: Because you're everything I'm searching for

Felix: *face becomes a tomato*

Y/N: *laughs because they alway say that to see Fe's adorable blush*

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Felix: I've lost my number, can I-

Y/N: Fe... How is it even possible to lose your number?

Felix: Oh crap, I........ just give me your number, cutie

Y/N: Sure

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Prompt #32

Via Text

Y/N: Do you have anxiety prime

Y/N: Amazon*

Felix: Yeah, I've got both

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10:23 pm

Felix❤️: You ever feel like screaming into a void just to see where your voice goes?

10:34 pm

Y/N💘: Sometimes

10:34 pm

Y/N💘: Do you need me to come home?

10:41 pm

Y/N💘: I'm coming home

Felix: *smirks* : it worked.

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Y/N to Adrien: Luka's flirting with you..

Adrien: Uhm..no he isn't..

Y/N: Adri, I'm the romantic one, i see someone flirt and i know it..how do you not see this?

Adrien: I've yet to hear her say "i am romantically interested in you, dating would be swell "until i hear that it is never certain.

Adrien: Also he's just a friend-

Y/N: *Facepalms*

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Luka : [sings greatly]

Adrien: Y'ALL THAT IS MY BOYFRIEND!!

Luka: I'm your husband..

Adrien: EVEN BETTER!

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Luka: Adrien, I think i'm gay

Adrien: Source?

Luka: I have a crush on you

Adrien: *windows error noise*

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Y/N: [full on dramatic pose] I'll die for you!!

Felix: [panicking] ...

Y/N: ...

Felix: [sweating] ...

Y/N: wi-will you die for me?

Felix: i'll take a punch

Y/N: [offended Y/N noises]

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Felix: I have a crush on you

Y/N: WELCOMEE TO THE CLUB!!

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Y/N: Why do you not like Adrien's puns?

Felix: Because they are not funny-

Adrien: [crashing down from the ceiling] DAD JOKE!!

Felix: awwww shi-

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Adrien: Felixxx, pleaseeee??

Felix: NO! I shan't conjure you a cat..you know what Luka said beside–

Adrien: I'll let you marry Y/N

Adrien: ...

Felix: ...

~~20 minutes later~~

Luka: WHY IS THERE LIKE 20 CATS?

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Y/!: I-i love you..

Felix: I know...i do too..

Adrien: AANNDDD CUT!! AGAIN!!

Felix: WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR FIVE HOURS!!

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Luka: I bought you chocolates, but they're not as sweet as you

Adrien: [Blushing]

Felix: Excuse me while i go stab my eyes ou-

Y/N: NO DON'T!!

Felix: why?

Y/N: Cause i can see our future together in your eyes

Felix: [blushing mess]

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Y/N: Have you ever liked someone before but too scared to say it?

Felix: All the time

Y/N: Same

Y/N: ...

Felix: ...

Adrien: *from the other side of the room : IDIOTS!! JUST KISS ALREADY OR IM GONNA HEAR ABOUT THIS FOR THE NEXT WEEK FROM THE BOTH OF YOU!!

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Felix: Did it hurt?

Y/N: *rolls eyes* Let me guess...when I fell from hea-

Felix: No

Y/N: ...

Felix: Did it hurt when you fell for me?

Y/N: [blushing mess]

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[Felix cuddling with Y/N and occasionally stroking Y/N's hair on the living room]

Adrien: *in narrating voice* : He leans in closer, brushing a stray of hair out of his belove-

Felix: ADRIEN I AM UP TO HERE WITH YOUR BULLSH!T!!

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Adrien to Felix: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IM NOT GAY!!

Luka: *Appears* Hey

Adrien:...

Felix:....

Adrien: Well...maybe I'm a little bit gay

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Y/N: I'm tired...

Felix: Go to sleep then.

Y/N: But i want to talk to you...:)

Felix: I don't. Goodnight!!

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Felix: How come Y/N still hasn't understood that I like them?

Adrien: All you do is stare at them like a creep, and when you're actually talking to each other, you're mean to them-

Felix: HEY NO!, i'm not mean...that was me..flirting..

Adrien: *is shooked* 

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Y/N: I want to see us grow old together.

Felix: Are you assuming I want to live?

Y/N: ... Are-Are you ok?

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Y/N : Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Felix: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence,

Y/N: Literally all you had to do was say no.

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Y/N: "....I think you can stop now."

Felix: "I just want to be sure-"

Y/N: "You shot them thirty eight times in the head, or what's left of it. Trust me, they're very very dead."

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Then-

Adrien: "You can't catch me, gay thoughts !"

Now-

Adrien: "You can't escape me, gay thoughts !"

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Adrien: I called you over because I'm really concerned over the letter that fell out of your backpack.

Felix: I-I can explain the pentagram drawings, it's not as bad as it looks, I-I promise.

Adrien: No, I mean the love letter about Y/N. Wait, you drew pentagrams?

A : What about the love letter about Y/N?

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