Y/N, Showing off a new outfit: What do you think?

Adrien: D@mn, that outfit looks dope

Adrien: And I bet it'd look even better on Felix's floor

Felix: Are you seriously hitting on Y/N... for me?

-

Y/N: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Adrien: 'Prettiest Smile'

Ezra: 'Nicest Personality'

Felix: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Luka: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

-

Y/N: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

Felix: I used no more tears shampoo as a child and i havent felt a single sane emotion since

-

Austin: Can you check for monsters under the bed?

Felix: The monsters don't live under our beds, they live inside of us.

Austin:

Felix: Goodnight.

-

Adrien: It ain't much, but it's something

Felix: It's nothing.

-

Y/N: See you in h€||.

Felix: Are you asking me out on a date?

Felix: Because, if so, I accept.

-

Felix: Adrien, we need to talk about your professionalism

Adrien, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for a person standing in lava

-

Adrien: I failed the safety course today.

Y/N: Why? What happened?

Adrien: Well, one of the questions was "In case of a fire what steps would you take?"

Felix: And?

Adrien: Well apparently, "F*CKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

-

Felix: Does your heart ever hurt so much you just want to rip it out and ignore it?

Y/N: That's called feelings, Felix

-

Adrien: I have an idea.

Y/N: A good one?

Adrien: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

-

Felix: I will fight the next person who insults my partner.

Y/N: I hate myself...

Felix: Alright my beautiful flower, square up.

-

Luka: Kitten, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason

Adrien: [Wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size] Spooky

-

*Adrien is in the hospital*

Adrien: Will you visit me when I get out?

Felix: Nah, I hate graveyards.

-

Felix: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Austin: It was me...

Felix: ... Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

-

Felix: Oh so it's fine when they get to have their fun but when I have fun, it's problematic?

Adrien:

Adrien: People die when you have fun

Felix: ...

-

Adrien: Do you hold any grudges?

Felix: *Thinks about the list they made of everyone who forgot to tell them 'Happy birthday'* No.

-

Adrien: [Eating a cinnamon roll]

Y/N: Cannibalism.

Adrien: [Confused chewing noises]

-

Adrien: I've connected the two dots

Felix: You didn't connect sh!t

Adrien: I've connected them

-

Felix: I give up. I am so tired.

Adrien: Get the emergency supply!

Luka: [carries Y/N and places them in front of Felix]

Y/N: [smiles]

Felix: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO

-

Y/N: Hey Fe, do you have any hobbies?

Felix: Swimming..

Y/N: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-

Felix: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

-

Austin: What does "take out" mean?

Y/N: Food

Adrien: Dating

Felix: Murder

Luka: It can be all three if you're bold enough

-

Chat Noir (Adrien): Yum thanks!

Hawk Moth: [Puts more tape over their mouth]

Hawk Moth: I said stop eating it

-

Adrien: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?

Felix: A pet WHAT?!

Luka: William Snakespeare

-

Adrien: That's greatly offensive to my people.

Felix: College dropouts?

Adrien: ...

-

Adrien: Truth or dare?

Felix: Truth

Adrien: How many hours have you slept this week?

Felix:

Felix: Dare

Y/N: Go to sleep.

Felix: I don't like this game

-

Y/N: Why is Adrien crying?

Felix: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Adrien: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY

Y/N: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say

Adrien: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH

Y/N: NO NOT THAT

-

Y/N: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club

Felix: What club?

B/F/N: The hating Felix Agreste club

Felix: ...The f*ck? I should be the leader of that club

-

Adrien: Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to clap.

Felix: We have the same mom, Adrien.

Adrien: I guess that means we're both sons of a b!tch

-

Adrien: You're such a p*ssy

Felix: I am what I eat.

Y/N: *Spits their tea*

-

[On Twitter]

Felix: Like this tweet for a tbh

Felix: @ Ezra tbh you're kinda ugly

Ezra: I DIDNT EVEN LIKE

-

Felix: Yeah Adrien is a pretty smart guy

Adrien: *Walks into a wall while thinking*

Felix: You know what, nevermind

-

Felix: Don't worry, I have a permit.

Y/N: ... This just says "I can do what I want".

-

Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!

Adrien: [Struggling to hold a seagull] F*cking say that next time!

-

Y/N: I have impossibly high standards

Felix: *Avoids them*

Y/N: Oh no, you're meeting all of my standards!

-

Y/N: You know you can die from that, right?

Felix: [Smoking a cigarette] That's the point.

Luka: [Drinking alcohol] We're trying to speed this up.

Adrien: [Eating raw cookie dough and nodding]

-

Felix: I want to kiss you

Y/N, not paying attention: What?

Felix: I said if you die, I wont miss you

-

Y/N: D@mn the power went out

Adrien: Don't worry, I got this

Adrien: *Shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Y/N: What-?

Adrien: I swallowed a glow stick!

Felix, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

-

[At Felix′s funeral]

Y/N: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course.

[They leave]

Y/N, leaning over Felix′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little sh!t. I know you're not dead.

Felix: Yeah, no sh!t.

-

Luka: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Adrien: Sure!

Adrien: Whats your favorite color?

Luka, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

-

Y/N: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Felix?

Felix: No.

Adrien: I do!

Y/N: I know, Adrien.

Adrien: I'm sad.

Y/N: I know, Adrien.

-

Adrien: We have fun, don't we, Fe?

Felix: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

-

Ezra: The moon looks beautiful, isn't it?

Felix, looking at Ezra: Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful?

Ezra and Felix in unison: [Sighs] Y/N

-

Y/N: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?

B/F/N: Punch him in the stomach. then, when they double over in pain, kiss him.

Adrien: Tackle him!

F/N: Dump him.

Luka: Kick him in the shin!

Felix: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

-

Y/N: Baby.

Felix: Fellow associate.

-

Felix: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains...

Adrien: A ray of hope for me!

-

Felix: Why would you give a knife to Adrien?!

Y/N, shrugging: Adrien felt unsafe.

Felix: Now I feel unsafe!

Y/N: I'm sorry...

Y/N: Would you like a knife?

-

Ezra: Tomorrow's garbage day.

Felix: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you.

-

Adrien: So, what is Y/N to you?

Felix: The reason I wake up every morning

Adrien: ...that's adorable

Y/N earlier that morning, barging into Felix's room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

-

Adrien: I'm quick at math

Felix: Ok what's 38 times 76?

Adrien: 24.

Y/N: That wasn't even close

Adrien: But it was quick

-

*Y/N and Felix are skipping rocks*

Y/N It's such a beautiful evening

Felix: Yeah it is

Felix: *whispering* Take that you f*cking lake

-

Adrien: Honk.

Felix: WHAT.

Y/N: HONK.

Felix: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECES OF SH!T?????

-

Adrien: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from a all you can eat pizza buffet

Y/N: Why'd you get banned?

Adrien: Touched the rat.

Felix: ... What rat?

Adrien: Chucky Cheese

-

Adrien: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??

Felix: So f*ck oxygen I guess

-

Adrien: Change is inedible

Felix: Don't you mean inevitable?

Adrien, Spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really didn't

-

Adrien: Hold on! I'm having one of those things....a headache with pictures.

Felix: What the f*ck?

Y/N: He's having an idea.

-

Adrien: Oh, here's my award for the most rules broken!

Felix: That's not an award, it's an angry letter from our father.

Adrien, hanging it on his wall: Well, it has the word 'most' in it, so I'm calling it an award!

-

Adrien: Good morning!

Felix: Is it? Is it really?

-

Adrien: I dare you-

Y/N: Felix is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Luka: Why not?

Felix: I have no regard for my own or others personal safety, as some would say.

-

Y/N: We need a plan to beat them.

Felix: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

Y/N:

Felix: Judge me all you want, I get results.

-

Y/N: [tapping fingers on table]

Felix: [taps fingers back furiously]

Luka: ...What's going on?

Adrien: Morse code. They're talking.

Y/N: -. — / ..- .-. / - .... . / -.-. ..- - . ... -

Felix: [slams hands on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK

-

Felix: We all have our demons

Felix, grabbing Y/N: This one's mine.

-

Adrien: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!

Adrien: First who would you kill?

*B/F/N points at Felix*

*F/N points at Felix*

*Luka points at Felix*

Felix: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

-

Felix: I don't dab

Felix: I only stab

-

Y/N: *Is upset about something*

Felix: It's okay, just let the feelings out

Y/N: *Begins to tear up*

Felix: [Punning away in terror] PUT THEM BACK IN THERE Y/N!

-

Adrien: Think, what would Dad do in this situation?

Gabriel: [in Adrien′s mind] Bye, son!

Adrien: I'm beginning to think I have issues.

-

Felix: I'm not a people person.

Felix: I'm barely a person.

-

Y/N: Do you love me?

Felix: We're married...

Y/N:

Y/N: Yeah but as friends or-

-

Adrien: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Felix: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.

[Y/N walks in]

Felix: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.

-

Felix: I could kill you if I wanted to, Couffaine.

Ezra: Yeah, so could another person

Ezra: So could a dog...

Ezra: So could a dedicated duck.

Ezra: You're not special, Agreste.

-

Y/N: Look guys, I need help.

B/F/N: Love help?

F/N: Financial help?

Adrien: Emotional help?

Felix: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Felix*

Felix: ¯\_(-_-)_/¯

-

Felix, with great delight: Oh Couffaine's gonna hate this.

-

Adrien: If we're ever in a situation where I am the "Voice of Reason" then we are in a very VERY bad situation.

-

Felix: In the light of how you saved me tonight, you may hug me from four to five seconds.

Y/N: Forty-five seconds???!!?

Felix: No! FOUR TO FI–

Y/N: [Holds Felix] No take backs!

-

Adrien: Things are going great!

Felix: Adrien?

Felix: Sees everything burning* Adrien, turn around.

Adrien: Nope!

-

Adrien: I'm so useless!

Y/N: No you're not!

Felix: Yeah, you can be used as a bad example.

-

Adrien: Baby, I'm sad.

Lula: *Putting his arms around him* Come here kitten, it's gonna be okay.

Y/N: Fe, I'm sad.

Felix: *Nodding* Aren't we all?

-

Adrien, angrily: ARE YOU-

Felix: F*cking.

Adrien: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Felix: F*cking.

Adrien: IDIOT-

Y/N: ...What was that?

Felix: Luka banned Adrien from swearing, so I volunteered to help my poor brother out

Y/N: I think you just like saying the f word.

Felix: That doesn't make my job any less important.

-

Adrien: Please peer pressure me into finishing my projects

Felix: Do it or you're straight

Adrien: I said peer pressure not THREATEN

-

Felix: Do you understand now?

Y/N: Yeah, totally!

Y/N, under their breath as Felix walks away: What the f*ck did they just say–

-

Felix: Every time I'm confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of all of us together.

Group: Awww–

Felix: And I tell myself, if I can survive living with those dumb@$$ clowns, it means I can handle every problem.

Group:

-

Adrien: You're an idiot!

Felix: Do not raise your voice with me.

Adrien: Oh, I'm sorry

Adrien: *lowers voice* You're a f*cking idiot.

-

Felix: You kiDNAPPED Y/N?? THAT'S ILLEGAL!

Adrien: But what's more illegal, Fe? Briefly inconveniencing Y/N or letting you never confess your feelings for them and live a life of celibacy?

Adrien: KIDNAPPING THEM, ADRIEN!

-

Felix: I am, as the kids say, awake.

Y/N: Don't you mean woke?

Felix: Yes, but that's grammatically incorrect.

-

Y/N: Aww, some child drew a funny looking giraffe!

Felix: There aren't any children here.

Adrien, clenching his jaw: It's an alpaca.

-

Y/N: Have you ever tried honey?

Adrien: Tried what?

Y/N: Honey.

Felix: Yes?

Y/N:

-

Felix: Wow. Once again, I am under attack simply because I have taken the lives of thousands of innocent people. How inconsiderate of you.

-

Felix, seductively: Tell me your wildest fantasy.

Y/N: I'm on the Wheel of Fortune, and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.

Felix: No, I meant like-

Y/N: Everyone claps.

-

Y/N: Hey Fe, what you doing here?

Felix: This is where I come to cry.

Y/N: What?

Felix: I said this is where I come to be a cool guy.

-

Felix: Look, Couffaine, I know we don't get along.

Ezra: [Scoffs] Yeah we sure as f*ck don't.

Felix: Shut up. I brought you a gift as a peace offering.

Ezrq: What is it?

Felix: [Handing it to him] Here, it's a bath bomb. You just throw it into the bath when you need to relax.

Ezra:

Ezra: Agreste, this is a toaster.

-

Felix, exhausted: [Opens up a cereal box]

Felix: [Grabs a bowl]

Felix: [Opens up milk]

Felix: [Pours milk into their hand]

Adrien, watching from the side: Hey, uh, Fe-

Felix: No, no give me a second. I know something is wrong. Just give me a sec, I'll figure it out. Just wait a second.

-

Felix: Adrien?

Adrien: *sigh* Luka used to call me Adrien.

Felix: Because it's your f*cking name.

-

Ezra: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?

Adrien: *Raises hand*

Luka: *Puts his hand down*

-

Adrien: I am going to kill you!

Felix: Yes! Finally, please do it.

Y/N: Hey wow are you okay?

-

Felix: I hate

Y/N: You hate what?

Felix: I HATE

-

Felix: I never know what to say on funerals

Y/N: Just say "sorry for your loss", then move on

[later at a funeral]

Felix: I'm sorry for your loss, move on

-

*Ezra sneezes*

Ezra: ..You're not even gonna say "bless you" ?

Felix: I'm sittin' here with you. You clearly already BEEN blessed.

-

Felix: I want someone to take me out

Adrien: Like on a date or with a gun?

Felix: Surprise me

-

Adrien: I can't believe you and Y/N broke the bed last night!

Luka: Must have been a wild night.

Felix: Haha... Yeah...

[Last night]

Y/N: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling!

Felix: Try me.

-

Felix: I just ended a five year relationship.

Adrien: Are you okay?

Felix: Yeah, it wasn't mine.

-

Lila: *Flirting* What do you like most about a woman?

Adrien: Usually her boyfriend.

OR

Random guy: *Flirting* What do you like most about a man?

Kagami: Usually his girlfriend.

-

Adrien: Felix, why didn't you answer your phone last night?

Felix: Oh, sorry, but I was really tired and put it on DND.

Adrien: Oh.

Adrien: [Opens phone]

Adrien: [Looks through settings for ten minutes]

Adrien: How do you put your phone on Dungeons and Dragons mode?

-

Y/N: I sent good vibes your way. they're coming. there's nothing you can do to stop them.

Felix: ...this is the most threatening way i've ever been cheered up.

-

Felix: I don't have time for this

Y/N: For what?

Felix: *gestures vaguely at everything*

-

Okay, I could literally do these all day but I'm gonna cut myself off right here

I just thought I'd do this cause I feel absolutely awful and I have to pack and fly back home tomorrow and I haven't worked on the chapters as much

I mean they're mostly done but I wrote them down so I have to transfer them to a doc and edit them and that takes a while

I'll try to get them done as soon as I can but I'll be caught up with makeup work probably and there's a sickness in my family

Also I won't have internet so, but I can try to work a little more if I don't fall asleep

Let me know if you guys want more because I could definitely make more

Actually, I didn't make them

@ incorrect templates on Tumblr did so credit to them

I just changed them to fit situations with my (sort of) OC'S

Also sorry for the wait, I'm trying

Hope you enjoyed!

~Your humble Author-Kun~

Ps: Thank you so much for almost 20K reads!! Definitely didn't ever think people would read anything I wrote this much!

You guys are like a second family and other people reading what I write and enjoying it is euphoric to me.

Your comments honestly always make my day so keep it up!

Byeeee!