Welp, here we are again. Been a little over a year since the last time I worked on this but it is time. Time to work on my biggest headache yet most unusually popular series.. *sighs* In the words of Dempsey OORAH!!

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Kuroka: "We've snuck inside, now what?"

Vali: "We need to locate Odin"

Bikou: "That's gonna be pretty tough if you ask me"

Many Asgardian soldiers began to glide down, a Valkyrie leading them.

Rossweisse: "From the sounds of what's going on outside, I don't suppose you are here on friendly terms?"

Kuroka: "We are. God of Sparkles over there just took offense with us bringing a God of Chaos here"

Rossweisse: "Do you think we'd want that here?"

Kuroka: "We just need to speak with Odin, that's all"

Bikou: "We come in peace"

The two watched as the Youkai of the team began to throw peace signs while swaying back and forth.

Vali: "They aren't aliens idiot"

The White Dragon Emperor walks forward for peace talks as Kuroka stares at the unusually quiet Kurumi.

Kuroka: "You doing alright?"

Kurumi: "Yea. I'm counting how many bodies I'd drop if we have to fight ourselves"

Kuroka: "Remember the original goal-"

Kurumi: "Crazy how the person who made that goal is doing the exact opposite right now"

For a while now, Kurumi had been staring at something for a bit longer.

Kuroka: "The Valkyrie seems strong to you?"

Kurumi: "Strongest in their group"

Kuroka: "What do you think-"

Rossweisse: "Odin is not here-"

She caught Kurumi staring at her and stopped.

Rossweisse: "EEEEIIKK!!"

Kuroka: "Can you cut it off!!!"

A slap to the back of Kurumi's head calms the girl from scaring the Valkyrie.

Rossweisse: "*clears throat* A-Anyways!! He is not here. He is currently with my sister Brynhildr taking care of some important issues"

Vali: "Then we'd like to wait for his return"

She looked troubled by Vali's request.

Rossweisse: "I was told of your arrival but Lord Thor said it wouldn't be a good thing to let you all in.. If you all can stay calm and don't break anything-"

On cue, the wall is given a hole by the incoming God of Lightning falling in between the group.

Rossweisse: "Lord Thor!!"

He sticks his hand up as he is visibly bleeding but smiling.

Thor: "It's okay Rossweisse. This is an entertaining mortal"

He cleans his mouth as 2 gauntlets reach out from the smoke filled hole.

My helmet was repairing after having been struck by powerful lightning.

Y/n: "Come Lord of Thunder, LET'S SEE WHAT ELSE YOU GOT!!!"

Thor: "Fine by me"

He flies quickly towards me and swings Mjoulnir over my head to send us to the ground.

Y/n: "YES!!!"

I launch myself from the crater and grab his neck, burying him into his own mess.

At that moment, Kurumi had throw her gun at me as I use my corrupted abilities to make it stronger.

Y/n: "RAAAAGHHHH!!!"

The barrel fires a beam at the Norse God who fights through the pain and chucks his axe at me. I catch it but Mjoulnir hits me straight in the face and knocks me to the ground.

Thor: "You fight well God of Chaos"

Y/n: "As do you God of Lightning"

We both get up as I toss Kurumi her gun back. I draw out my sword once more as Thor's weapons return to him.

Thor: "You are definitely a worthy warrior. I hope Valhalla opens its gates for you on your deathbed"

Y/n: "I'll be seeing you there when it's my time"

Thor: "We'll continue our battle there then"

We and up pausing our spar as we make our way towards the rest.

Bikou: "Wait.. WHAT HAPPENED?!"

Y/n: "We settled it outside that we weren't here with bad intentions"

Bikou: "Then why were you two fighting all the way in here?!"

Thor: "Because we could"

He walks past him and over to Rossweisse. I tap him on the shoulder to let him know it was all good now.

Y/n: "He listened through battle better my friend"

Rossweisse: "*sighs* We are going to have to repair that now"

I felt a pat on my arm as my armor disappeared.

Ophis: "Fight more"

She kept jumping with a gaze of enthusiasm while her hands were in the sky.

Y/n: "Later. We have important shit to do remember?"

She pouted and looked at Erebus.

Ophis: "Make him fight"

"No"

Ophis pouted more as she simply took my hand and made me lead the way to a place I don't know.

Thor: "Right this way warriors. I'm certain my father won't take long"

We follow him as Rossweisse tells a few of her men to fix the hole and the rest of the scenery before Odin arrives.

Rossweisse: "Now, I must join Lord Thor- EEEIK!!"

She turned around to see Kurumi walking past her with her hand sliding all across the Valkyrie's ass, even squeezing it towards the end.

Y/n: "Stop harassing people"

I use Erebus to bonk her over the head for bothering others.

Kurumi: "Don't act like you wouldn't do the same if you were in my position"

Y/n: "I wouldn't"

Kurumi: "Because you still cling to your morals. Give into your inner evil Y/n~ join me~"

I bring Erebus up once more as she covers her head.

Kuroka: "He can do that to me so it isn't necessary"

The sly nekomata slides in between us and clings onto me as I put my arm around her.

Y/n: "She has a point"

I see Odin's son looking back and I'm puzzled by what he could possibly be thinking.

Y/n: "Something wrong?"

Thor: "You have a strong woman at your side and your child is the Infinity dragon. You are the barer of the Chaos God too. Odd couple"

Ophis: "I've been relegated to a child now"

Y/n: "I haven't seen you complain about being treated like one"

Ophis: "Fair enough. I'm fed, slept and bathed after all"

"You wash her?!"

Y/n: "You're a part of me!! You would know that idiot!!"

Kuroka laughed a bit as she noticed our local harasser bothering her previous victim once again.

Kurumi: "Hehehe~"

Rossweisse: "L-Lord Y/n?"

She was grabbing a handful once more with a smug and satisfied smile filled her mind with joy. She was right behind her and using her other hand to hold onto her thigh.

Kuroka: "Stop"

She pry the monster off of the helpless Valkyrie and threw her towards Vali.

Vali: "I'm responsible for her now?"

Kurumi: "You guys are no fun"

We arrive at a large room where the two Asgardians sat infront of us.

Thor: "Rossweisse, please prepare something for our guests"

Rossweisse: "Right away"

She left as he gazed at me with a question.

Thor: "I listened to what you said. Is my brother really planning on doing something so foolish like unleashing Ragnarok?"

Y/n: "Yes and unfortunately, he's not alone. My grandfather is as well"

Thor: "*sighs* It's always family isn't it?"

Y/n: "Yep"

Thor: "I heard a rumor from my father not long ago that the God of Chaos, Erebus, perished in battle. I have you here"

Y/n: "Trust me, I thought I was dead too"

He leaned forward a bit curious. At that moment, Rossweisse arrived with cups of tea for us and escaped another harassing for it not been Vali restraining her back.

Y/n: "Thank you"

Thor: "How exactly did you heal from supposed "certain death" injuries anyways?"

I nearly spilled my tea recounting the "healing" I was being given by Kuroka, who was proudly smiling next to me.

Y/n: "I uh.. had a special treatment prepared on me"

Thor: "Really?"

Kuroka: "A very intimate and emotional treatment"

Y/n: "Stay out of it!!"

Kuroka: "I can't, I was the main focus~"

Y/n: "God dammit!!"

Thor began to chuckle as he understood exactly what I was talking about.

Thor: "It seems you must have enjoyed it greatly Lord of Chaos"

Y/n: "Well.. I did"

He brought his drink up to me as we toasted despite me being slightly embarrassed about talking about private matters.

Thor: "So you've had your first liter yet?"

Y/n: "My what?"

Kuroka: "I don't think so"

She says while holding her stomach.

Kuroka: "But we will try for it soon"

Y/n: "THE FUCK?!"

Thor: "Please invite me to become the uncle"

Kuroka: "You and Vali can be the uncles"

Vali: "Why am I suddenly brought into this ridiculous conversation?"

Y/n: "Because you are a part of the family. You are being adopted, do not resist"

Vali: "You're an idiot"

He continues to drink the tea as we wait for Odin to arrive from whatever it is that he's doing.

Y/n: "Where exactly is he at?"

Thor: "No idea. All he said is he had to take off for a bit and that you all would be arriving. He took Brynhildr with him and left without saying a word of where to"

Y/n: "Hmm"

I sensed something odd about this place. My reaction seemed to had alerted Odin's son as well.

We both spring up and draw out weapons to cut down an attack.

Y/n: "Did you expect company besides us?"

Thor: "Seems I should have"

The group was saved from having to have suffered an attack by our quickness and immediately got on guard.

Vali: "Any ideas?"

Thor: "So it's my brother's children and a few others"

A group of individuals were flying outside of Asgard. The two of us looked at each other, knowing exactly what the other wanted to say.

Y/n/Thor: "Want to handle that together?"

We smirk and take off with the rest tailing behind.

Y/n: "Flying would be pretty convenient right about now"

I was jumping from roof to roof with an accelerated speed to keep up with the flying Thor.

Thor: "You're still doing a good job in keeping up. I commend you for keeping up with lightning"

We both land at the walls and block another attack.

Y/n: "Whoever is shooting that stupid arrow attack, your mom's a hoe"

A woman that was accompanied by several guard dogs was standing before us ontop of a massive dragon.

Y/n: "That dragon on our side?"

It roared while at us.

Y/n: "Nevermind"

Thor: "Hel. What is that you're doing here"

Hel: "Declare war on behalf of my father, Loki"

Y/n: "Of course she is. Yo, you think you can just come some other day? Big papi ain't here right now. I am though"

Hel: "You are also required Chaos and Darkness God"

Y/n: "Last time I checked, Erebus is Greek. The fuck you need me for?"

Hel: "Ragnarok is the ending of the Asgardian Pantheon, a restart for the perfect world"

Y/n: "Okay, and my involvement in this is what?"

She hopped down as she took out 2 pairs of swords.

[Using Echidna for now as a temporary design unless I say fuck it and keep it. I'll change it if I find what I'm looking for]

Hel: "Before anything exists, only darkness and chaos lives, breeding all of creation with it comes after"

I grab my balls as I point Erebus at her.

Y/n: "My baby making milk is mine to keep!!"

Hel: "We will restart it together. My father the Supreme creator, you the ultimate devil, and I the procreator of life"

Thor: "That doesn't sound too good to me"

Y/n: "Me neither. I like my cat girls thank you very much"

Hel: "I'll be taking you with us~"

Thor began to super charge as I bring out Erebus and about half his power.

Thor: "You aren't taking anyone as long as I'm here, child"

"Another battle?"

Y/n: "You know it partner"

Thor: "An honor to battle alongside you this time Y/n"

Y/n: "Likewise friend"

Hel: "WE FIGHT!!!"