Phichit: yuuri, why are u at mcdonalds right now???

Yuuri: hoe

Yuuri: how tf did u know i was here???

Phichit: ur snap map is on

Yuuri: oh

Yuuri: oH FUCK

Yuuri: dont tell viktor where i am!!!

JJ: why?

Yuuri: if u must know...i snuck out of our apartment after he passed tf out from exhaustion due to sobbing over the most emotional movie ever, during which he called me heartless bc i wasnt as emotionally invested in the plot as he was

Yuuri: he told me i loved mcdonalds more than him bc if i loved him then i would be upset along with him

Yuuri: and that got me craving mcdonalds, so i left him passed out in the bathtub and made my way downtown, walking fast, to get me some nuggies

Chris: so many questions

Emil: what movie??

Yuuri: pitch perfect

Seung Gil: understandable

Michele: why is he passed out in the bathtub???

Yuuri: he wanted to dance like a mermaid but needed water and couldnt fit in the sink which made him more upset so he filled the bathtub and passed tf out

Leo: ...did u leave him passed out in the water?

Yuuri: is that even a serious question???

Otabek: yes, he did. Yura just checked on him and viktor is floating in the water

Phichit: god dammnit yuuri!! u cant leave ur wife in the bathtub!!

Yuuri: i wanted mcdonalds 😤

Yuri: viktor is awake

Yuuri has left the chat

Chris: viktor, sup?

Viktor: ...where is yuuri?

Viktor: why am i in the bathtub?

Viktor: why is yurio here?

Viktor has renamed the chat 'yuuri pls answer your loving husband'

Mila has renamed the chat 'he left you'

Yuri has added Yuuri to the chat

JJ: well that was unexpected

Yuri: stfu

Yuri: the old man wouldnt stop crying

Yuri: katsuki put your nuggets down and fix your stupid husband

Viktor: yuuuurriiiiiii

Viktor: u went to mcdonalds?!

Viktor: this is like chihoko all over again

Viktor: betrayal

Viktor: my heart is broken

Yuuri: vitya, i did not go to mcdonalds, i went to get us some tea

Viktor: really?

Yuuri: really

Viktor: how thoughtful

Georgi: nd people say im delusional

Viktor: hm?

Geogri: nothing

Georgi: nothing at all