Viktor renamed the chat 'gather round gremlins, story time'

Chris: does this have anything to do with what u side texted me???

Viktor: no, no

Viktor: this is better

Chris: how could it possibly be better???

Viktor: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yuuri: hoe dont do it

Viktor: hOe DoNt Do It

Yuuri: Viktor Nikiforov, stop it!!

Viktor: vIkToR nIkIfOrOv StOp It!!

Yuuri: im gonna mcfucking kick ur ass

Viktor: iM GoNnA mCfUcKiNg dihdhdosuegdog

JJ: did he just die???

Otabek: i believe so

Seung Gil: rip mom

Phichit: does this mean yuuri is single again?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yuuri: im a widower

JJ: oh shit, Nikiforov is actually dead??

Yuuri: dont fuck with Katsuki 💅

Yuri: rip old man

Viktor: stop telling everyone im dead!!!

Yuuri: sometimes i can still hear his voice

Chris: its okay, yuuri, u have your children to help u get thru this

Viktor: honeeeeeeey

Viktor: dont leave meeeee

Yuuri: get ur shit together then 😤

Viktor: i will, i promise!! just stop throwing pillows at me, pls and ty

Yuri: wow

Yuri: Katsuki, do better

Yuri: throw a chair

Viktor: yurio, why!!!

Otabek: i just heard a loud thud and a scream

Emil: sorry, that was mickey and i

Emil: we are...wrestling

Chris: get itttt 😫🍆🍑

JJ: I AM DRUNK AS SHI5, SOMEONE COM3 PATY

Leo: ???

JJ: U heard me

Guang-Hong: why is everyone so sexual or drunk??

Leo: it is v concerning

Leo: also, JJ, how tf did u get drunk in the span of like 2 minutes???

JJ: well, u c, i am out wif me bootiful fiance and we has a couple drinks wif dinner

JJ: then we went to the baa and did a few shots

JJ: but i dont feel them right away, so do i a couple more

JJ: and now they have all hit me at once 🐸

Otabek: like all of ours fists will hit u at once

JJ: eh???

Otabek: pulling up on u now

Otabek: better run while u can, maple sucker

Seung Gil: is...is otabek bullying JJ?? is that what is happening right now??

Otabek: i have never done anything wrong in my life ever

Yuri: i know this and i love u

Chris: bullying is okay sometimes

Otabek: ty for pointing out a well known fact

Otabek: btw i have eyes on jj

JJ: ah fUCKING FUCKNITSjklfsdhkrl

Yuri: update

Yuri: jjs style now is being deceased

Seung Gil: rip

Phichit: this was a wild thirty minutes

Phichit: also

Phichit: otabek arent u in russia?? howd you get to canada so fast to murder jj??

Otabek has renamed the chat 'your days are numbered chulanont'

Phichit has renamed the chat '???'

Yuri has renamed the chat 'he isnt kidding'

Phichit has renamed the chat 'dont doubt it but why???'

Otabek has renamed the chat 'ask a question, fists will be your next ingestion'

Seung Gil has renamed the chat 'that was kind of weak ngl'

Otabek has renamed the chat 'youve been added to the list bitch'

Leo: not that im not enjoying the constant renaming of the chat

Leo: but what list and why are phichit and seung gil on it?? what did they do??

Guang-Hong: leo no!!!!

Otabek has renamed the chat 'make that three new additions'

Georgi: not sure what is going on but i support the drama otabek

Otabek: ...yura?

Yuri: fine. he can come off the list

Georgi: i feel honored

Emil: few questions

Chris: tread carefully, otabek is on a warpath

Emil: is jean jacket actually deceased ?

Emil: are yuri and otabek actually in canada rn??

Emil: and how come sara and mila arent here??

Michele: wow

Michele: one of those was actually a good question

Michele: why werent my sister and her girlfriend invited to the chat?

Viktor: i feel like the topic has shifted drastically from me and my husband and i dislike it

Viktor: pls refrain from changing the subject when we are discussing how yuuri and i met

Yuri: stfu old man

Yuri: your version is he pole danced his way into your heart while drunk off his ass before ghosting you for months after begging you to coach him

Yuri: his is you showing up butt ass naked at his family home with your dog and declaring you will coach him into a champion

Yuuri: he aint wrong love

Viktor: betrayal of the highest order

Viktor: youre supposed to be oN MY SIDE

Viktor: WERE MARRIED!!!

Yuuri: id be on your side iF YOU STOPPED SETTING THE FUCKING KITCHEN ON FIRE AT THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING BECAUSE YOU HAD A CRAVING FOR PIZZA BAGELS AND THOUGHT PUTTING THEM ON ALUMINUM FOIL IN THE MICROWAVE IS A GOOD IDEA!

Yuuri: Aand once the microwave is on fire you try to put it out with FUCKING DISH SOAP and WINE!

Chris has added Sara Crispino and Mila Babicheva to the chat

Yuuri: which only makes the fire worse until we have to call the fire department

Sara: oh we came at a good time

Sara: ty giacometti

Chris: 😘

Leo: it cant be that bad...

Mila: oh it is

Mila: i can attest to everything yuuri is saying

Georgi: as can i

Georgi: the fire department near the apartments are on a first name basis with them at this point

Viktor: yuuri has tried child locking the apartment

Viktor: jokes on him though, i have makkachin

Guang-Hong: ???

Emil: what does your dog have to do with the locks?

Michele: duh, she proves that he is an adult and that child locks wont work on him

Sara: 🙄

Mila: no

Mila: makkachin picks the locks for him so often that yuuri gave up child proofing the apartment for viktor

Yuuri has renamed the chat 'jokes on vitya i got the microwave removed'

Viktor renamed the chat 'i was wrong...this is the highest form of betrayal'

Seung Gil renamed the chat 'rip the pizza bagels'

Otabek renamed the chat 'soon youll be saying rip seung gil'

Seung Gil renamed the chat 'pls stop'

Otabek renamed the chat 'cant stop wont stop'