"Uh uh. Nuh. 'M not missing class. I-I have a test today. 'Ll be fine."

"I can't breathe through my nose. This sucks."

"I'm not sick! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to throw up—!"

"Shhhh...stop talking so loud..."

"I. Am. Never. Eating. Again."

"Can you bring me a pillow? I'm moving into the bathroom because my stomach hates me and I can't stop puking."

"Fuck, I ran out of tissues."

"'M take a lil nap...my head hurts..."

"Of course I'm hot. Just look at me. I'm smokin'!"

"I-I think I just coughed up a lung."

"Please remind me to never eat sushi again."

"'M fine. 'M not sick. Jus...jus tired."

"Uhhh...102 is high for a fever, right?"

"...is it just me or do you have two heads?"

"I can't do this anymore. Call it. Pull the plug please."

"I think my head's gonna explode."

"'M not drinking water. I can't keep anything down and I don't wanna puke anymore."

"But...medicine is icky and gross!"

"My head hurts. My nose hurts. My stomach hurts. My back hurts. My bones hurts. Actually, everything hurts."

"Huh? Oh. Uhhhh, 'm okay. Jus...tired. Thas all."