"I don't want anything."

"It's my birthday, bitches!"

"Whatever you do, don't throw me a surprise party."

"I know exactly what I want this year."

"Why do we celebrate birthdays anyway?"

"Can I eat my birthday cake in bed?"

"Is there something you want to tell me..?"

"Please don't sing."

"I don't mind celebrating your birthday. I just don't like mine."

"It's my birth week!"

"The life of the party has arrived."

"It's my party, okay?"

"I never should've told you when my birthday is."

"This is the best birthday ever."

"I usually spend my birthdays with pizza."

"Are this many candles a fire hazard?"

"It may be my birthday today."

"I'm now a year closer to death."

"I don't want to be reminded that I've gotten older."

"I hate birthdays."

"Don't you dare wish me a happy birthday."

"Why do we burn wax on top of a pile of sugar to celebrate existing?"

"I've never really celebrated my birthday...so it's not a big deal, really."

"Don't you dare get me a present!"

"The only present I want is your presence."

"Can't we just lounge around all day and not do anything?"

"You could literally shove a candle into the center of a pepperoni pizza and I'll be happy."