Names are going to be weird in the upcoming generation. Like, I'm wondering about those fangirls who will be naming kids.

Like, you won't be able to tell a family by their names. Nowadays, a family will either have a normal names or all weird ones, but I can just see a family in the future.

"Oh, yeah. These are my kids: Legolas, Loki, Hermione, and John."

"His name is normal?"

"Yeah, as our youngest, that's kind of what he got stuck with. It was either that or Sherlock, but my husband was convinced it's a girl's name, so yeah."

I'm just waiting for the kids to take after the characters their named after.

"Clint and Legolas! Put your bows away at the table, and stop shooting up my living room! What have I told you?"

"Loki, no. You may not put hot pink hair dye in your brother's shampoo. It's wrong."

"Hermione! Stop arguing with Sherlock over astrophysics, you know he doesn't care!"

"For the last time, Percy, you aren't allowed to play with the sharks. . . I don't care if you named him fluffy, it's dangerous!. . . Either way. We're in an aquarium, they have rules you know."

"Dean, stop putting up demon traps for your brother. You know he hates that!"

I'm sorry, but I'm just worried in like ten years, we're gonna have a lot to worry about.

But, I'm done. . . For now.

Architect out.