AUDITION TAPE
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"So, I'm guessing you're looking for fierce competitors who are serious 24/7 and don't know what a good laugh is. And, well... BORING! Wanna have some real good fun with the cast? Pick me! I promise you, I'll bring high ratings and lots of moolah. Not a single SECOND with me will be boring. Just wait and see! I already bring light to this neighborhood every day. Everyone around here is so freaking boring... They don't appreciate a good joke."

*Suddenly, a yell is heard.*

"HEY! That's the one who sprayed yellow paint on my window!"

"Oops! Gotta run! Pick me!"

*With that, the camera turns off and the tape ends.*