Taken by jimineys

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Have you ever really wanted to vandalize your enemy's house but not had the guts to do it? Ever find yourself wishing your car would conveniently break down and you'd be late to school? Or have you ever simply desired a bag of candy your parents wouldn't let you buy? Whatever the problem, just hire us! We do any errand, deed, or crime you want for a small fee, and not to worry, we really mean anything

"Shit, I didn't expect so many murder requests" 

• This one could go all sorts of directions huh